The UK Growers Thread!

[mad dog bark]

that price is criminal. has upset me reading that. and we moan about gov pay hikes on taxs. wow now seems dealers following suit. twenty quid on 1.5 even high grade is highest i ever heard. prob damp and all. poor sods who buy that. bet there a few angry customers waiting for revenge. karma eh wot goes around comes around

 

[Saerimmner]

that price is criminal. has upset me reading that. and we moan about gov pay hikes on taxs. wow now seems dealers following suit. twenty quid on 1.5 even high grade is highest i ever heard. prob damp and all. poor sods who buy that. bet there a few angry customers waiting for revenge. karma eh wot goes around comes around

too many kids getting involved these days is what it is, when i started smoking it about 15 years ago every dealer n grower was 30-40+ and it was £100 an oz n full weight deals now they its mainly all greedy little 16-25yr olds and its 250 n oz n stupid weight deals

 

[supersillybilly]

Couple of boys round here are charging 20 a g. Its top of the range. Proper cured and all that. People are paying it. Crazy. I can get charlie at the same price.lol. No wonder everyone is growing. Money does grow on weed trees

 

[mad dog bark]

wood work out cheaper buying in the dam. plane tickets th lot th amount i can get though. dont get me wrong if its banging and dry i wuddo ten a g but it wood have b proper gud stinky and dry. and that wood only b a treat. i used sell 140 an oz buying in keys and i ticked with no extra charge. didnt get it all that cheap as was a young un but still sold at an ok rate so kept the loyal and desent custom you no the regulars and none drinkers who ent no hassle. that 3 4 year ago and i was the cheapest and best weights in my area. since i packed up my lil bitchs r selling and all doing ten a g on topgrade and 140-180 an o on dry standard or ronsil. now im 29 and when i was 16-20 price was 120 on all smoke an oz. none this its special or pay more cos it gets u really stoned?? i should expect so whether its 120 or 250 an oz. real pet hate mine money grabbing wankers grrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. wot i would give run my own coffee shopin th dam. wot do most you chaps charge on your high grade?? is it all ten a g or yous do ozs at a good rate?? paid 180 for cheese other day. was bitter but to b fair was v strong stank out th house.
saerimmer you say you just weld spark to plug fuel tank??? good idea that. shame bout dogs tho am a dog owner n love em but least ended your problem. shame u didnt roast th pikeys instead. you get no come backs? risky stuff that pikeys very dodgy people. i used sell mercury to some wen i was a young un n they melted them down for ARROW TIPS OR SOMETHING, crazy nutters get alot off em in my part uk

 

[tip top toker]

I'd punch your teeth out if you offered it to me at that price (not you maddog, other dude "reppin UK" (repping UK? twat!), and i wouldn't feel in the least bit bad because i know that it would be a good deed, as it would stop you getting knifed up by some other dude later on. Wait, no you'd probably just not learn the lesson and try it again anyways, i wish all the bad karma in the world to you

Friend got back from a ski season today so picked him up and had a few joints and a chat, then when i dropped him off back home i figured i'd hide 7g of cheese in his bag as a little welcome back to england treat, i can't in gods name understand how people can be such unlikable greedy cunts.

 

[supersillybilly]

I'd punch your teeth out if you offered it to me at that price (not you maddog, other dude "reppin UK" (repping UK? twat!), and i wouldn't feel in the least bit bad because i know that it would be a good deed, as it would stop you getting knifed up by some other dude later on. Wait, no you'd probably just not learn the lesson and try it again anyways, i wish all the bad karma in the world to you

Friend got back from a ski season today so picked him up and had a few joints and a chat, then when i dropped him off back home i figured i'd hide 7g of cheese in his bag as a little welcome back to england treat, i can't in gods name understand how people can be such unlikable greedy cunts.

You better tell him its there just incase its his holiday bag. Next time he travels abroad......full cavity search.lol

 

[mad dog bark]

now that is wot im talking about a good deed. fair play if only all mates was like that. cant wait now for my girls to finish as i wont have deal with any dealer again they can all kiss my arse. gunna horde it stash it every where and never part money to one them greedy money pinching fuckers again. ten twenty quid for a joint na can stick it up your arse. couple months or 7wks and counting cant wait. all home grown and stinky and dryed the way i like.
only one worse thing then over priced and that people coating green. they need shooting so they cant breed

 

[tip top toker]

He knows And if he didn't it's cheese, he'd work out what that ungodly stench was sooner or later, he also lived with the plants for a good while so he knows exactly what that smell is. Besides, last time his bags came back this way there was a rather substantial brick of Pakistani hash stuffed in there One of the only times i've ever got propperly stoned, teh type where you and up on your back unable to lift a finger or open an eye but totally awake, yet everything you hear is a distant whisper from the depths and is uncomprehending. It'#s been years and years since i smoked stuff that good, my bubble knocks me for four but is not even in the same league.

 

[Saerimmner]

saerimmer you say you just weld spark to plug fuel tank??? good idea that. shame bout dogs tho am a dog owner n love em but least ended your problem. shame u didnt roast th pikeys instead. you get no come backs? risky stuff that pikeys very dodgy people. i used sell mercury to some wen i was a young un n they melted them down for ARROW TIPS OR SOMETHING, crazy nutters get alot off em in my part uk

you will need: hand drill, spray bottle of water, 7ft home made HT lead

nah you get a hand drill and a spray bottle of water, drill into the fuel tank at the top above the level of the liquid where the vapour is (constantly spraying the drill bit with water so the drill dont get too hot) then superglue a spark plug in there then while thats drying lay under the front of the van and pull an HT lead off the coil pack( you can only do this on vans not cars as cars dont have enough room to get your arm up into the engine bay where the coil pack is) and replace it with the correct end of the 7ft HT lead you made earlier, connect the other end to the spark plug you recently superglued into the fuel tank, walk to other side of pub car park, get yourself a pint in and watch what happens when they come out the pub pissed and turn the key in the ignition (riling up the dogs in the van that they tried setting on you 3 days previously is optional)

EDIT: im a dog lover myself and would never intentionally harm one but these were their fighting dogs they had tried setting on me 3 days earlier that just happened to be in the van at the time so i thought fuck it why not

 

[supersillybilly]

my m8 has promised to make honey oil with all the trim from my next harvest. Every time I ask him what is it like he just laughs and says "all in good time"

 

[supersillybilly]

you will need: hand drill, spray bottle of water, 7ft home made HT lead

nah you get a hand drill and a spray bottle of water, drill into the fuel tank at the top above the level of the liquid where the vapour is (constantly spraying the drill bit with water so the drill dont get too hot) then superglue a spark plug in there then while thats drying lay under the front of the van and pull an HT lead off the coil pack( you can only do this on vans not cars as cars dont have enough room to get your arm up into the engine bay where the coil pack is) and replace it with the correct end of the 7ft HT lead you made earlier, connect the other end to the spark plug you recently superglued into the fuel tank, walk to other side of pub car park, get yourself a pint in and watch what happens when they come out the pub pissed and turn the key in the ignition (riling up the dogs in the van that they tried setting on you 3 days previously is optional)

crazy m8. Fucking gypo's though. My g/f's dad wanted to get rid of his old bath and the council wanted paying for collecting it. I explained if he just left it out the front door some pikey cunt would nab it. True enough, gone overnight.lol

 

[Saerimmner]

had to chop one of my dark stars tonight as it was stroking the ceiling of the tent, flipped it at 18" an 8days later its 6`2", far too stretchy for me, gna give the clones of it away as well, need to cut down the amount of strains im running anyway to make room for the psycho n livers

 

[mad dog bark]

saerimmner i like the guide very informative. u a mechanic or just well travelled?? very handy bit of info. something to teach the kids haha. had the giggles think picturing roast pikey n smoking a cheesy j is a good combo haha

 

[Saerimmner]

crazy m8. Fucking gypo's though. My g/f's dad wanted to get rid of his old bath and the council wanted paying for collecting it. I explained if he just left it out the front door some pikey cunt would nab it. True enough, gone overnight.lol

inbred pieces of shite the lot of em, we have the same thing round here, chucked a washing machine out in the road the other day knowing full well they would have it away, it wasnt even there 15mins

 

[tip top toker]

I've not got any seedilgns from the DS yet but my TH Heavy Duty fruity i also a stretchy motherfucker! As to their fem beans all iv'e read about is hermierific, seems like it might be a company to avoid.

 

[Saerimmner]

saerimmer i like the guide very informative. u a mechanic or just well travelled?? very handy bit of info. something to teach the kids haha. had the giggles think picturing roast pikey n a smoking a cheesy j is a good combo haha

lets just say im technically minded and ive worked as a doorman/bouncer for just over 10 years, but to be fair one of the russian lads i know told me how to do it(ex spetsnaz)

 

[Saerimmner]

I've not got any seedilgns from the DS yet but my TH Heavy Duty fruity i also a stretchy motherfucker! As to their fem beans all iv'e read about is hermierific, seems like it might be a company to avoid.

yeah i think you might be right, the HDF has levelled off at 4ft(flipped at 14") the 2x DS thoug, 1 got chopped tonight at 6`2" and the other is currently 5ft so that could be going soon as well, all the 6 other srains though were flipped at between 12-15" and they have all stopped at about 3-3.5ft

 

[tip top toker]

Yeah, the stretch on this seedling (it germed next to a mr nice seed so identical conditions, mr nice is half the height twice the leaves, not looking too great for TH seeds. Mr nice is looking fantastic though, dreamtime is defo value for money, 18 seeds for £30 odd

I try to be generous inm all aspects of life, unless i'm running outta weed then all bets are off, and well, i'm not all peachy, arrived at the folks house half an hour later and there was no weed for my brother, oh no, not for him, i did however give him a 24" tft i figured he could make use of. Weed just needs to be given away though, i can't stand the thought of me getting off my tits for free while they are spending near 310 per joint, well it costs me £10 a joint, so if it's not costing them the same they ent fecking doing it propperly! Would you believe that sometimes if i want to smoke with someone i have to give them a nug and let them roll their own, i have had pot heads literally running indoors at the sight of me sparking up

and i like the sound of that lil car bomb, very simple and easy to implement. I've not looked into the science between the fumes combustion points etc, but i'm sure it would be equally easy to rig the ignition device into any part of the cars wiring, not just the coil packs (on my car they are actually incredibly accessible, that's probably because it's engine packs less power than putting a bunch of cheerios in a steam engines fire teeeeeny tiny) all it takes is common sense and a bit of logical thinking to rig up an explosive device

 

[mad dog bark]

well next time i hear 250 an oz u no i will b hoping they drive a van ha ha ha

 

[supersillybilly]

250 an oz. They will b driving a fucking Merc