So you're self employed and you have a drop ship mail order business.
But seriously, who the fuck is gonna ask any questions as to how you pay your bills?
Family, neighbors? Family can be blagged and everybody else can mind their own.
My intention is to blow glass art (I've most of the equipment already) because art is sold for subjective price compared to the cost of production, I could launder £1000+ a day with no bother at all.
I don't even have to produce anything, the kit can sit there and just look like it's being used.
And that's only because I do have nosey fucking neighbors, the old bird next door already thinks I sell car/truck parts in Poland via our lasses family recovery company, I source them from China and get them sent to Poland. It's a load of bollocks but it's stops the questions and all the parcels I get delivered (Ebay) helps to keep up the charade.
I'm in Bradford and there's so much bent business and money laundering here it's amazing.
Nearly every paki car wash you see owns a fucking limo or hire cars. Why? Because you can have an oldschool Lincoln limo just parked up doing fuck all and you can put £100 an hour through it's books, the flash stretch Hummers do more.
A group of smack/crack dealers opened up a take-away/pizza shop for money laundering on the main road by my house a couple of years ago and called it 'One&One' ffs, if that isn't a poke in the face of the law I don't know what is!
As for tax, income tax is paid purely voluntary and by self contract (unless you are employed by someone else, then the employer contracts).
They can only do you for tax evasion if they know who you are in the first place and you agree to play the game, don't contact HMRC and they don't know you exist it's quite simple.
Watch this video where the guy shows the exact wording on the HMRC self assessment website that explains it.
He explains a bit of tax history first but shows the self assessment form and the exact wording of the HMRC website at 6:00 so you can just skip to there if you want to see the relevant bit......
My Mrs is a self employed freelance interpreter/translator and does work for the NHS, Social Services and Crown Prosecution Service as well as private jobs for solicitors and shit.
She's been at it 10 years and gets £15+ per hour plus expenses, she's never once paid any tax or filled out a tax return.
She only pays tax on her part time/2 shifts a week job at the casino, and that's just because the casino pay income tax straight out of her wage like everybody else who's employed by a 3rd party.
I have an illegal CCJ (long story) out against me and the company applied for an Attachment Of Earnings order to get the £6000 back.
Even an attachment of earnings order can only be enforced against someone who is employed by a 3rd party and not against somebody who is self employed! It says so right on the 'declaration of earnings' form that you have to send back.
If there's no contract there's no problem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fShW2J33bYY