The Yorkshireman
Well-Known Member
My Mrs pays £30-£50 for 'Shock Absorbers'. lol
this one still makes me lol
did crack me up first time i posted it, still does. Silly fucker like ya say carnt be doing that down the local lol no doubt ive looked similar once or twice tho lol sniffing ket at the afterpartys after a night on the pills use to get very messy lol
tbh mate i aint really had a local for yrs n yrs, a pub visit for me nowdays usually consist of food and me kids playing in the park bit lolI meant it's a laugh getting trashed down the local, it used to be standard for me back in the day when I was punting.
My pal ended up playing pool in some random dive with his house mate the other night.
He was on those Blue Facebook pills and his house mate was on pub food keys in the toilet.
Sent me a selfie about an hour after he come up asking if he looked ok or if his mashed ness was showing through.
LMFAO!
The good old times eh!
this one still makes me lol
see in the paper the other day tho, they swabbed peppa pig world toilets for gear and surprise surprise was rife in all of em! the lil fuckers lol
arrrghhhh fuck that, not on a acid comedown!It's the dad's getting on it.
I've done soft play and ball pools off me nut with ex birds kids a few times.
Not so much fun on an acid come down though, despite the appealing fore thought.
Yeah, big mistake.arrrghhhh fuck that, not on a acid comedown!
cheeky few lines can help alot tho lol
I wonder if his keys were in the flour with a can of beans on top lol
this one still makes me lol