The UK Growers Thread!

Women are always saying how men judge a girl based on looks. That's actually true.

Since all women are fucking crazy you might as well go for the fit ones.
 
dura72 said:
sounds like my local, nice place to drink if your known but if you come in with an attitude you'll leave in pieces, the barstaff are all sound and the sheer amount of coke goin down is incredible, the gents has two cubicles referred to as trap 1 and trap 2 , you'll be sitting quietly at the bar and all you'll get is a tap on the shoulder and told 'trap 1' and off you go, if you need a shit you use the disabled bogs( ive seen people near get there teeth kicked out for shitting in the 'traps'). seen sum guys take cunts out side and walk back in head to toe in blood, everybody gives them a hand to clean up. and the cops NEVER touch us, last time i saw a raid was about 6 years ago and they got fuck all. its a great pub if your known, if your not then be polite. i get away with absolute murder in the place coz im a serious drinker and coke head.....fuckin great fun. its the local gangster bar but just for the big boys, kiddies aren't TOLD to go elsewhere they just know, you gotta hit a certain level before your trusted.
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Lmao my local wasn't quiet as bad as that mate, have been some nasty incidents gone on in there but generally it was a nice shithole lol the same rules applied though, I had an unlimited tab and abused it on the regular, so did a few others and was a great local, they've turned it in to a fucking kebab shop now and my other main local has been taken over and changed totally, they kick you out for being too pissed lol sad days for me now when I go out I don't really have a local, local pubs but it's not the same thing. fucking shit around my way now, alot of the boys drink in weather spoons until they go to town and our local spoons doesn't even have music, it's sheer fucking depressing lol
 
The Yorkshireman said:
I don't think any Spoons has music mate,pretty sure it's company policy.

It's always seemed a strange concept to me.
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I was thinking the same but didn't know if it was the same everywhere through out the uk, we got 3 down here locally and there all shit, strange concept??? I don't know how you can call it a pub with no music, the drone of voices after an hour or so starts to ruin my night, spending the whole night in there means having to get pissed as a nute just for it to be bearable.
 
W Dragon said:
I was thinking the same but didn't know if it was the same everywhere through out the uk, we got 3 down here locally and there all shit, strange concept??? I don't know how you can call it a pub with no music, the drone of voices after an hour or so starts to ruin my night, spending the whole night in there means having to get pissed as a nute just for it to be bearable.
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The last time I walked in a spoons I was of my nut on good 'E',gurning my tits off. Walked in to the clattering of middle aged womens wine glasses,needless to say I turned straight back round again!
 
The Yorkshireman said:
The last time I walked in a spoons I was of my nut on good 'E',gurning my tits off. Walked in to the clattering of middle aged womens wine glasses,needless to say I turned straight back round again!
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That's the only way i can cope in spoons and jumpin jacks or most other cheesy fucking pubs and clubs off my tits on gurners lol
 
The Yorkshireman said:
The last time I walked in a spoons I was of my nut on good 'E',gurning my tits off. Walked in to the clattering of middle aged womens wine glasses,needless to say I turned straight back round again!
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lol I couldn't do it mate, I've been sniffed up in spoons loads of times and that's bad enough, after a few keys or lines I find the urge to get out of there really bad and don't last long maybe an hour at most, I find it a little like being at a hall or something they don't even dim the lights and that lack of music kills it for me.
 
W Dragon said:
Lmao my local wasn't quiet as bad as that mate, have been some nasty incidents gone on in there but generally it was a nice shithole lol the same rules applied though, I had an unlimited tab and abused it on the regular, so did a few others and was a great local, they've turned it in to a fucking kebab shop now and my other main local has been taken over and changed totally, they kick you out for being too pissed lol sad days for me now when I go out I don't really have a local, local pubs but it's not the same thing. fucking shit around my way now, alot of the boys drink in weather spoons until they go to town and our local spoons doesn't even have music, it's sheer fucking depressing lol
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i used to get an unlimited tab in various boozers i drank but my the owners wife is bit of a stuck up cunt, he's sound and was a major player round my way but his wifes up her own ass, talks down to cunts when shes in but fortunately she doesnt work nights or weekend, she doesnt give me too much cheek though coz she knows im a damn sight more intelligent than her and she was also the year below me at school, so i know where a nd when her knickers hit the deck back in the day, ive never mentioned anything but ahm pretty sure she knows i could seriously embarass her....she cant do the same to me coz my lifes an open book and i dont give a toss anyway. gettin kicked out for being drunk sucks, ive basically gotta be on my hands and knees crawling with white shit dribbling out ma nose and grunting before anybody so much as bats an eye. ive had blow jobs at the bar from chicks, sniffed lines off table tops( got bollocked for that though), had fights, openly sold and bought, know all the barmaids and have slept on most of there couches as well( sumtimes not just couches), fell asleep countless times at the bar, the whole fuckin shebang....i'd be lost without it. no joke, my son is the love of my life but that boozer is the centre of my universe. i cant stand witherspoons and its ilk.
 
Doen't sound fun Pukka, hope all turns out well. I'm the stubborn kind that would have said fuck you funny looking thing and had another beer. Although in retrospect last time i had a funny thing was when i was drinking beer, i was in my bedroom, felt too hot and had to take my t-shirt off, and whole of upper body was covered in bright red splotchy rashes or something. I had another beer and ignored it :)
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Fuck you science. I lived another day.
 
W Dragon said:
lol I couldn't do it mate, I've been sniffed up in spoons loads of times and that's bad enough, after a few keys or lines I find the urge to get out of there really bad and don't last long maybe an hour at most, I find it a little like being at a hall or something they don't even dim the lights and that lack of music kills it for me.
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The lad who was with me was a bit of a roid head at the time and he had his t-shirt hanging out of his belt,all bare torso and sweaty!

Oooooh the piercing looks!
 
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