The valuable information older people have

dont buy a case of wine from majestics thinking you're being clever by saving a few quid. If it is there you will drink it. and the adults among us know that only leads to one thing - reserving your seat next to DSB65 in the sin bin.
 
1) That what u thought mattered probably don't and at the end of the day u juss wanna go home to a comfy home and good people.
2) don't b mad at the truth. It is what it is.
3) as long as u try ur best. Somethen good WILL come out of it.
4) the best one of all..... mind your own business bc u almost always never get 100% truth.
5) your always robbing peter to pay paul.....but u always got paul friendship
 
Wisdom is the practical application of knowledge and experience.

This takes a lifetime of bad mistakes and incorrect choices. The building blocks of a life well lived. You have to take chances and make bold steps. It's not a bad thing to make mistakes and choices you regret. It's a bad thing not to learn from them.
 
fuck old people

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Pouring dog food from a 40 lb bag is part science part art. I learned by dumping it all over the floor
whilst my dog looked at me like I was being shady. Several times.

Learn about and accept things about yourself IE: I can not remember shit so I write stuff down.
I used to use code if it was private and then forget what it meant by the time I ran across it. No matter though because by then the problem was usually solved but you still wrack your brain wondering what the shit it said.

It is possible to house break a dog without ever hitting it.

Kids respond better to admonishment if they have a full grasp that you care enough to explain it.
But they will fuck it up a few more times anyway. You have the right to smile at them at this point and
rest assured their ego will beat them down for you. ECT,....
 
There comes an age when you just don't trust a fart. cn

LOL! My dad just told me a story about that particular incident, funniest shit I've ever heard!!

Pouring dog food from a 40 lb bag is part science part art. I learned by dumping it all over the floor
whilst my dog looked at me like I was being shady. Several times.

Learn about and accept things about yourself IE: I can not remember shit so I write stuff down.
I used to use code if it was private and then forget what it meant by the time I ran across it. No matter though because by then the problem was usually solved but you still wrack your brain wondering what the shit it said.

It is possible to house break a dog without ever hitting it.

Kids respond better to admonishment if they have a full grasp that you care enough to explain it.
But they will fuck it up a few more times anyway. You have the right to smile at them at this point and
rest assured their ego will beat them down for you. ECT,....

LMFAO! Straight fucking wisdom! You must have kids!

+REP
 
"avoid the clap" ~ jimmy dugan

most acceptable chick flick ever. i never forgot that line.

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ff to 23 seconds if you're that impatient. it was either this or a bootleg clip someone videotaped off a tube tv. damn internet...
 
I'm 57 years old.....

Many young people miss the point. Life is what you make it.

If I were you I would go to the mountain, take some LSD and get your head right.

It doesn't matter what other people think, it is what you are going to do everyday to positively effect your own life.

You are what you do....

Then you die.

Peace :joint::peace:
 
What about the wrong info older people have given to the younger generation; ie, marijuana is bad for you! That is devil's lettuce!
 
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