The weirdest shit happened last night...lol..

What creeped me out is the fact that was gonna let her stay the night LOL..but yea if she left bcuz of small joke,you should look at the bigger picture,the bitch might not be mentally stable,and have a few screws loose.

I'm not gonna make a girl drive an hour then tell her to split. That's fucked. I don't mind some cuddling. I don't mind crashing at a girls house either. Rarely have I banged and split.

I guess I just don't have intimacy issues like all of you. Hell I'll hit a girl up a day later to just chill if she's cool.

Can never have to much cool pussy around. Specially ones you know are always dtf because you dick em down good. Step your game up boys.

Sometimes you gotta cuddle to keep getting regular pussy. Unless your a womanizing piece of shit.

So did she call you?

Wait....you didnt haft to cook her any thing,buy her anything,put up with shit.then she leaves after sex?maby im looking at this wrong....but what part does this go bad lol. ive learned that there are plenty of fish in the sea..

xKuroiTaimax said:

She only did was is perfectly normal for men to do... Repeatedly. Can't say that shit about a man though.

Thats not to say it is acceptable, either. That was rude. Kodank is a nice guy who would have treated her right.

The only time I had what could have been anything like a one night stand, I stuck around... For 6 months until this very day.

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are you trying to tell tip top it's over kuroi?? lol..

kodank moment said:

so i had this girl come over whom i hadn't met and had only been talking to. She drove an hour and was gonna stay the night.


Everything went well. Gave her the best sex she'll ever have. She could barely stand up.

Anyway we chill for a minute then she gets up to smoke and get dressed and knocked her phone off the bed and i was like woah calm down a little bit, stop throwin things with a smile on my face just joking. She took me seriously. She grabbed her purse to get her cigarettes and put her boots with heels that had mud on then on my bed, she picked em up to put em on.

That did irritate me. I was like come on don't put your muddy boots on my shit seriously? She didn't say anything. She gathered the rest of her shit, went to her car and left at like 12:30 am to drive an hour home. Because i made a joke that she took wrong and didn't understand why i was upset that her muddy boots were on my bed.

Wtf. Lol it was random. It all happened in literally 45 seconds. Good riddance. Never happened before and creeped me out.

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winning!!!

Kodank Moment said:

So I had this girl come over whom I hadn't met and had only been talking to. She drove an hour and was gonna stay the night.


Everything went well. Gave her the best sex she'll ever have. She could barely stand up.

Anyway we chill for a minute then she gets up to smoke and get dressed and knocked her phone off the bed and I was like woah calm down a little bit, stop throwin things with a smile on my face just joking. She took me seriously. She grabbed her purse to get her cigarettes and put her boots with heels that had mud on then on my bed, she picked em up to put em on.

That did irritate me. I was like come on don't put your muddy boots on my shit seriously? She didn't say anything. She gathered the rest of her shit, went to her car and left at like 12:30 am to drive an hour home. Because I made a joke that she took wrong and didn't understand why I was upset that her muddy boots were on my bed.

Wtf. Lol it was random. It all happened in literally 45 seconds. Good riddance. Never happened before and creeped me out.

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Maybe it wasn't as good as you thought? LOL....

I've come across some freaks in my day, I had one chick that lived upstairs in an apartment building that would come down drunk a couple of times a week and ask me to go down on her, than she'd smoke a cig, put her pants back on and leave, only returned the favor once. I didn't mind though, it was great practice when I was young....

At least you got some mean pussy bro , and the bitch left too ...cool .

bowlfullofbliss said:

Maybe it wasn't as good as you thought? LOL....

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I clearly wasn't the only person that though things along these lines. I always have to wonder when folk openly talk about how "fantastic" they were. The thread did not require that line in any way, so i was left wondering what it was that made lodank feel the need to explain how great it was.

I mean it was so great she could barely stand up yet she did just that and then got dressed and then left straight after...

She didn't leave right after. We laid there for 15 and smoked some weed. Yes, I know I'm great in bed. I could give a shit what y'all think.

It did need the detail actually. I love to brag. I'm not an idiot. It wasn't over in 5 minutes LOL. Ha.

Kodank Moment said:

She didn't leave right after. We laid there for 15 and smoked some weed. Yes, I know I'm great in bed. I could give a shit what y'all think.

It did need the detail actually. I love to brag. I'm not an idiot. It wasn't over in 5 minutes LOL. Ha.

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Yet she had to get dressed to then have a smoke? If she it planned that she would stay the night, then why would she get dressed? See,s you either were not as good as you think else she had no intention of staying from the start, before you made your comments..

Kodank Moment said:

I'm not gonna make a girl drive an hour then tell her to split. That's fucked. I don't mind some cuddling. I don't mind crashing at a girls house either. Rarely have I banged and split.

I guess I just don't have intimacy issues like all of you. Hell I'll hit a girl up a day later to just chill if she's cool.

Can never have to much cool pussy around. Specially ones you know are always dtf because you dick em down good. Step your game up boys.

Sometimes you gotta cuddle to keep getting regular pussy. Unless your a womanizing piece of shit.

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THANKYOUTHANYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU

You are possibly the most awesome male on this site next to Neer, Pad and my boyfriend. Honest. True. Men.. listen to this guy. You can have fun, but you don't have to act like a dick to get someone on it. Cuddle. Fuck. Cuddle. Fuck some more. If multiple partners is your thing, that's fine, but you can treat eachother like human beings.

@Racerboy Lol That was the first time I'd ever just thought 'fuck it', travelled 3 hours, and err 'hooked up' with someone. We had been talking for about a year as friends. ANYONE could see the man has a heart of gold and is a perfect gentleman, so I raped a bit of it out of him and kept coming back... I love you, TT x The best thing I ever did.

tip top toker said:

Yet she had to get dressed to then have a smoke? If she it planned that she would stay the night, then why would she get dressed? See,s you either were not as good as you think else she had no intention of staying from the start, before you made your comments..

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She sounds like a bitch with no intention of coming back. Even an 'uptight feminist bitch' like me can see she has a problem. Kodank can SOUND like some of the assholes on this site but I know him well enough that he does indeed respect women. But some of the other guys here are quick to say WELL SHE WAS A BITCH ANYWAY if it doesn't all go as well as they would have hoped..

Sweetheart, you're just so used to me being naked when we smoke up... And that is never going to change x

To each their own. I've had enough flatmates in the past to known in a way how women act in these circumstances. If she was happy to smoke in bed yet then got dressed to have a smoke, that doesn't ring right with me, i've unfortunately overheard how they often react. Seems to me like she plain wanted out of there, and if it was an hour drive, then seems to me that she hadn't initially headed over for nothing but a quikie, because as ha been made clear, that seems a daft drive for nothing but a shag.

Kodank is trying to rationalize something in his favour when he has no basis on which to do so. He is making a blind assumotion that he banged her legless, yet all the facts of his post point in the opposite direction..

Kodank Moment said:

So I had this girl come over whom I hadn't met and had only been talking to. She drove an hour and was gonna stay the night.

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Sounds like you met a psycho bitch on a dating site lol.

tip top toker said:

Yet she had to get dressed to then have a smoke? If she it planned that she would stay the night, then why would she get dressed? See,s you either were not as good as you think else she had no intention of staying from the start, before you made your comments..

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Is she supposed to stand outside in 23 degree weather naked to have a cigarette? Think before you speak.

Eh, ok. Though I'd like to remind people that I do take the guy's side when it is appropriate, and in this case, she sounds a bit off, or if the sex wasn't to her liking she should have communicated.. Like with words. Not get her dirty shoes everywhere and storm out...

JUST WAVING TO EVERYONE THAT I AM NOT BIASED. Kodanky Dank offerred cuddles after sexy time... and if she turned that shit down... the bitch is fucked.

Hey, I can talk crudely about women too... Er.. Yay?

tip top toker said:

To each their own. I've had enough flatmates in the past to known in a way how women act in these circumstances. If she was happy to smoke in bed yet then got dressed to have a smoke, that doesn't ring right with me, i've unfortunately overheard how they often react. Seems to me like she plain wanted out of there, and if it was an hour drive, then seems to me that she hadn't initially headed over for nothing but a quikie, because as ha been made clear, that seems a daft drive for nothing but a shag.

Kodank is trying to rationalize something in his favour when he has no basis onich to do so. He is making a blind assumotion that he banged her legless, yet all the facts of his post point in the opposite direction..

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I'll gladly fuck the shit out of you if you would love to call my sexual prowess out more. I'll make you cum like a good girl.

xKuroiTaimax said:

Hey, I can talk crudely about women too... Er.. Yay?

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IMO it doesn't matter what sex you attack.. You should just drop the sexism all together.. Just saying wolf.

[FONT=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif]Me..sexism? I don't think I've said something unwarranted by basing my opinion on either statistical fact, experience in my personal life, the life of others or their testimony on this site; have you SEEN some of the vile shit guys here have written? Like you shouldn't talk about DIRT that way, let alone another human being? I don't even like humans that much..

Eh anyway.. Kodank, you want to have manlove with my boyfriend?!? Err, if he likes it, can I watch... (well, guys like lesbians...Same sort of thing..)[/FONT]

Kodank Moment said:

I'll gladly fuck the shit out of you if you would love to call my sexual prowess out more. I'll make you cum like a good girl.

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yay! Titties!!!!!!!!