there is still something living in my shed and its time for it to die

WeedFreak78

WeedFreak78

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Sport, i guess? They were a nuisance on my buddies property growing up and at the time we weren't allowed to shoot without an adult around, so we came up with that, his grandfather usually took them..i think he made soup out of them , but I never ate one. After we stopped doing it his grandfather just started hanging leads with hooks/bait off trees and then go through in the morning and collect.
 
Will Ferrell

Will Ferrell

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Here's an update. I sppent a whole day cleaning out the shed. baited the whole shed with the gopher poison,he didn't go for it, and since then, has rearranged the shed back to his liking, which is cactus, poo, and shredded insulation. so plan A was a no go. Plan B was also a fail, homemade bayonet.
So now plan C. I found a place that rents out traps, so I'll be getting a trap tomorrow.IMAG0844.jpg
 
Unclebaldrick

Unclebaldrick

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Will Ferrell said:
Here's an update. I sppent a whole day cleaning out the shed. baited the whole shed with the gopher poison,he didn't go for it, and since then, has rearranged the shed back to his liking, which is cactus, poo, and shredded insulation. so plan A was a no go. Plan B was also a fail, homemade bayonet.
So now plan C. I found a place that rents out traps, so I'll be getting a trap tomorrow.View attachment 3412495
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So many questions...

First, what do you think he is up to with the dog poop and cacti? Is it possible that we might have to resort to cryptozoology to identify it?

Second, you didn't wear those shorts when you tried to get him with your stabby broom? That may hve given him the seconds he would have needed to escape?

Third, so you're not married?

Fourth, did you at least stab him? Has it occurred to you that if this thing lives in dog poop and cactus, you might not be able to hurt it? Do you think that you could coax it into a neighbor's shed? Sounds like a handy thing to have around if you have a lot of dog poop and cactus in the neighborhood. Then you could love "that marvelous thing next door that picks up all the cactus and dog poop.

Fifth, have you considered moving?
 
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Will Ferrell

Will Ferrell

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Unclebaldrick said:
So many questions...

First, what do you think he is up to with the dog poop and cacti? Is it possible that we might have to resort to cryptozoology to identify it?

Second, you didn't wear those shorts when you tried to get him with your stabby broom? That may hve given him the seconds he would have needed to escape?

Third, so you're not married?

Fourth, did you at least stab him? Has it occurred to you that if this thing lives in dog poop and cactus, you might not be able to hurt it? Do you think that you could coax it into a neighbor's shed? Sounds like a handy thing to have around if you have a lot of dog poop and cactus in the neighborhood. Then you could love "that marvelous thing next door that picks up all the cactus and dog poop.

Fifth, have you considered moving?
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I'll try to answer you as honest as possible.
1. I think he's eating it.
2. I did.
3. Common law
4. Well I had gone out there sober, ready to kill. It was pitch black. I had my little bro hold the flash light, which is actually my phone flashlight app that kinda sucks. I got as far as opening the door pretty much. I leaned in and felt a spider web on the back of my neck and freaked out. Went back inside and got high and realized, Wtf am I doing, I don't think I can stab anything, when I'm high at least.
5. Never
 
Unclebaldrick

Unclebaldrick

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Will Ferrell said:
I'll try to answer you as honest as possible.
1. I think he's eating it.
2. I did.
3. Common law
4. Well I had gone out there sober, ready to kill. It was pitch black. I had my little bro hold the flash light, which is actually my phone flashlight app that kinda sucks. I got as far as opening the door pretty much. I leaned in and felt a spider web on the back of my neck and freaked out. Went back inside and got high and realized, Wtf am I doing, I don't think I can stab anything, when I'm high at least.
5. Never
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Thank you.

What are you going to bait the trap with? I mean what type of dog poop and cactus?
 
Will Ferrell

Will Ferrell

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Unclebaldrick said:
Thank you.

What are you going to bait the trap with? I mean what type of dog poop and cactus?
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Lol no problem. Thank you for your questions of interest. I figured I'd ask the dude I rent the trap from what to bait it with. Maybe a tennis ball and some doggie treats?
 
The Outdoorsman

The Outdoorsman

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Will Ferrell said:
Here's an update. I sppent a whole day cleaning out the shed. baited the whole shed with the gopher poison,he didn't go for it, and since then, has rearranged the shed back to his liking, which is cactus, poo, and shredded insulation. so plan A was a no go. Plan B was also a fail, homemade bayonet.
So now plan C. I found a place that rents out traps, so I'll be getting a trap tomorrow.View attachment 3412495
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You got some chicken legs brah
 
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