• Here is a link to the full explanation: https://rollitup.org/t/welcome-back-did-you-try-turning-it-off-and-on-again.1104810/

There's some major cunts and assholes on here

UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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skunkd0c said:
Sounds like trip to the grocery store for troll snacks is imminent
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i've got all the troll snacks i need grown from my troll garden. i can walk out back and grab a potato and a walla walla onion, slice up some peas and carrots on the side, and eat like a king.

let me guess, your store bought processed crap is just as delicious, right?

boom, roasted.
 
Metasynth

Metasynth

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UncleBuck said:
false.

http://news.asiantown.net/r/18257/Chinese-man-born-with-no-anu--115---doctor-created-a-hole-so-he-squeezed-faeces-out-with-hands.html

Chinese man born with no anus, doctor created a hole so he squeezed faeces out with hands

Submitted by Anonymous on Sun Feb 27 2011 16:01:00 GMT-0800 (PST) - Source: themorningstarr.co.uk
A 55-year-old farmer from the Hubei Province of China has spent his entire life with no anus bumhole.

The farmer, named only as Wu, was born with a condition known as anal atresia, where there is no real anus and the large intestine connects to the urethra. When Wu was an infant doctors surgically created a small hole for him near his urethra where he squeezed faeces out with his hands.

Despite this clearly nasty condition, it didn’t prevent Wu from getting married and starting a family.

Now, at the age of 55 Wu has saved up enough money to pay for treatment at the Wuhan Hospital. Dr Li Zhibiao from the hospital examined Wu and began treatment in January. Wu was fitted with an artificial anus, and three days later it was reported that he could excrete like a normal person.
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That is just all kinds of wrong on so many different levels.
 
skunkd0c

skunkd0c

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UncleBuck said:
false.

http://news.asiantown.net/r/18257/Chinese-man-born-with-no-anu--115---doctor-created-a-hole-so-he-squeezed-faeces-out-with-hands.html

Chinese man born with no anus, doctor created a hole so he squeezed faeces out with hands

Submitted by Anonymous on Sun Feb 27 2011 16:01:00 GMT-0800 (PST) - Source: themorningstarr.co.uk
A 55-year-old farmer from the Hubei Province of China has spent his entire life with no anus bumhole.

The farmer, named only as Wu, was born with a condition known as anal atresia, where there is no real anus and the large intestine connects to the urethra. When Wu was an infant doctors surgically created a small hole for him near his urethra where he squeezed faeces out with his hands.

Despite this clearly nasty condition, it didn’t prevent Wu from getting married and starting a family.

Now, at the age of 55 Wu has saved up enough money to pay for treatment at the Wuhan Hospital. Dr Li Zhibiao from the hospital examined Wu and began treatment in January. Wu was fitted with an artificial anus, and three days later it was reported that he could excrete like a normal person.
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trolls pride themselves on their ability to use a search engine to locate highly relevant information
cutting and pasting said information is the icing on the cake ... a troll job well done !

brick top would be proud of you son
 
skunkd0c

skunkd0c

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xKuroiTaimax said:
He was an ambiguous character...

To me, anyway, he oft appeared in the guise of a gentle marshmallow...

And I haven't spoken to you in a while, so hello x Would you like to visit sometime?
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Hey, kuroi i did wonder what had happened to you
nice to know you are alive ! :) and well i hope
 
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xKuroiTaimax

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skunkd0c

skunkd0c

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xKuroiTaimax said:
Err... I've had mixed fortune. Like my natural disposition my life tends to be rather polarized XP But the highs are really high at least x I hope you're of sound body and mind, sir... I really need to sleep...

I turned into 'alpha bitch mode' for this one, Meta...

https://www.rollitup.org/toke-n-talk/539990-female-ejaculation.html
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you don't mind being choked , but you WILL NOT piss on anyone, LOL thanks for that, made me chuckle

whats your favorite colour ?
 
Dr Kynes

Dr Kynes

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skunkd0c said:
does the eye-fone have an app for trolling ?
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Every I-phone app is for trolling. the biggest troll of all is convincing half the planet to buy a shitty phone with a shitty video screen for 40x more than it costs to make. plus the battery is non-replaceable.
 
Dr Kynes

Dr Kynes

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UncleBuck said:
false.

http://news.asiantown.net/r/18257/Chinese-man-born-with-no-anu--115---doctor-created-a-hole-so-he-squeezed-faeces-out-with-hands.html

Chinese man born with no anus, doctor created a hole so he squeezed faeces out with hands

Submitted by Anonymous on Sun Feb 27 2011 16:01:00 GMT-0800 (PST) - Source: themorningstarr.co.uk
A 55-year-old farmer from the Hubei Province of China has spent his entire life with no anus bumhole.

The farmer, named only as Wu, was born with a condition known as anal atresia, where there is no real anus and the large intestine connects to the urethra. When Wu was an infant doctors surgically created a small hole for him near his urethra where he squeezed faeces out with his hands.

Despite this clearly nasty condition, it didn’t prevent Wu from getting married and starting a family.

Now, at the age of 55 Wu has saved up enough money to pay for treatment at the Wuhan Hospital. Dr Li Zhibiao from the hospital examined Wu and began treatment in January. Wu was fitted with an artificial anus, and three days later it was reported that he could excrete like a normal person.
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He has to save up for the surgery? even in communist (:lol:) china doctors want to get paid. his HMO probably tore him a new one, but he wasnt allowed to raise a stink, and everybody just assumed he didnt give a shit...
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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Dr Kynes said:
his HMO probably tore him a new one, but he wasnt allowed to raise a stink, and everybody just assumed he didnt give a shit...
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this is why i can't get too mad at you, even though you are a long winded asshole sometimes.

you're like cannibineer's rowdier, conservative cousin.
 
G

Gyroscope

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Goodnight assholes, this asshole is going to bed....
Damn it I made more than 5 posts tonight, sorry Heph.
Screw you UB you were right.
 
Dr Kynes

Dr Kynes

Well-Known Member
UncleBuck said:
this is why i can't get too mad at you, even though you are a long winded asshole sometimes.

you're like cannibineer's rowdier, conservative cousin.
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only sometimes? damn i must be slipping.

also, how doi i get my avatar gif to operate? this shit is funny when it runs!
 
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