Things I hate about Christmas

Metasynth said:

I hate that it only happens once a year

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Oh yeah, I forgot.

I hate that it happens once a year.

Personally I think it sucks so many things are stacked up at the end of the year, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Birthday, Christmas and New years. I'm over it by the new year.

farmingfisherman said:

Personally I think it sucks so many things are stacked up at the end of the year, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Birthday, Christmas and New years. I'm over it by the new year.

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Christmas starts in October and doesn't end until February. They have Christmas goodies on the shelves before Halloween. Then people leave their lights up for another month after and there's Christmas sales running through January.

xtsho said:

... I hate that it happens once a year ...

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Have you ever seen the movie "Elmo Saves Christmas"?

I hate all of it, the music, the movies, the spending hundreds of dollars on gifts that won’t be appreciated, the music

xtsho said:

Wasted electricity so people can power all the silly lights

All of the packaging that ends up in landfills.

When I worked in an office environment I hated being forced to participate in the gift giving. Secret Santa etc...

Fruitcake

Just to name a few.

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I used to have fun with the gift trading. I had one year I bought a bottle of Fat Bastard wine for a gift exchange that allowed stealing. My supervisor got the bottle of Fat Bastard at the end of the exchange. He was 6'2" and over 300 lbs. Man, did I laugh !!! The guy went on a very successful diet shortly after that.

All the kids and grandkids get money which may end up in landfills. One of the grandkids got a Lego set and wanted help. The Lego sets have really good instructions. "Can you help me?" was answered with "You have to RTFM." (Read the F'n Manual). My son watched the exchange and couldn't stop laughing for a while.

I like the silly lights but refuse to pay for them or electricity to power them. Fruit cake is wonderful in small doses. Egg Nogg that doesn't have to be refrigerated is to be avoided since it smacks of a treat that makes you glow in the dark.

Christmas is not all good, but it's not all bad either.

i hate those red and blue flashing cristmas lights on peoples homes, i was driving along when a house turne theres on, i automaticly threw my grass out the window and slowed down, only to see the house behind me in my front mirror. fucking christmas lights

It took us three pages of posts and replies to get to The Self Proclaimed Queen of Christmas!



( And then proclaimed that she never proclaimed her original proclamation ... )

Laughing Grass said:

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StareCase said:

It took us three pages of posts and replies to get to The Self Proclaimed Queen of Christmas!



( And then proclaimed that she never proclaimed her original proclamation ... )

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Perhaps the thing I hate the most is the fact she's never had any nudes leaked.

raratt said:

We have those snakes here also, but they try to warn you before hooking you up usually. Getting bit by a Black Widow sucks BTW.

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Yeah we have widows and an ocational fiddle back.. some rattlers down south closer twords ohio..

go go kid said:

i hate those red and blue flashing cristmas lights on peoples homes, i was driving along when a house turne theres on, i automaticly threw my grass out the window and slowed down, only to see the house behind me in my front mirror. fucking christmas lights

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Yeah those are the worst.. lol..

neosapien said:

Perhaps the thing I hate the most is the fact she's never had any nudes leaked.

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Yeah,, that is a shame..

Laughing Grass said:

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Now I'm hungry for a Christmas Tart.

shnkrmn said:

You're not supposed to fuck it. JFC

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Good point. It's way too dry.

I get scent every year and I haven't worn scent for the last 40 years. Also the wife always kicks me under the table when I point out men create gods in their own image.

I'm not a fan of roasted chestnuts either. Instead of roasting them on an open fire just throw them in the fire.

I got 8 pairs of similar, yet different colored pairs of socks.
It's been hell all year trying to match pairs....worst gift ever!
Every day sorting socks, I wonder what I did to deserve this...