I'm not sure if this qualifies it's something I only did once. I was drinking at a bar I was 22 and a lady ask me to come to her place. A small apt. bed in one corner and a couch in an other that had blankets on it we went to the bed after a short time she says slow down flowed by oh yea that's it. All the sudden I hear a voice come from the couch are ya getten it now mommy is that good. My dick did a turtle thing and disappeared her kid was on the couch. I couldn't get dressed fast enough. I always felt like a pervert and never told any one before. I think about the kid from time to time. What a shitty way to raise a kid.