Thinking about marrying a fatty

ChingOwn

ChingOwn

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I took my friend fishing today, I have a boat. It was the first time his wife has let him out with me in a few years and it got me thinking, I dont want some bitch that wont let me go fishing, but I could really use some help around the house. The only girl thats nice to me and does stuff I tell her to do is a fatty, Im pretty sure if I married her I could go fishing whenever I wanted, and she would clean the house and water my plants and stuff...but what would my friends say?

I know many of you have probably had the same dilemma and I want you to know my struggle is real.
 
vostok

vostok

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ChingOwn said:
I took my friend fishing today, I have a boat. It was the first time his wife has let him out with me in a few years and it got me thinking, I dont want some bitch that wont let me go fishing, but I could really use some help around the house. The only girl thats nice to me and does stuff I tell her to do is a fatty, Im pretty sure if I married her I could go fishing whenever I wanted, and she would clean the house and water my plants and stuff...but what would my friends say?

I know many of you have probably had the same dilemma and I want you to know my struggle is real.
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I tried marriage and she went 'fatty' and I left

with her skinny friend

in time she went fat and

I left

as every good man should

many of those of an effeminate mind may think that self-fish of me

but is not giving up on ones appearance the same ...?

please read the above again

and good luck
 
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iHearAll

iHearAll

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woah woah woah... you have friends?.....i cant seem to hang out with friends these days. everyones all "lets smoke cigarettes" and im all "dont breath in my face while you speak"
 
iHearAll

iHearAll

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id say marry her. and be an active person so she become an acitve person. shell become more fit eventually if you enable it. dont flat out make her become a sexy girl because if you werent getting hot chicks before they arent coming in the future. so if she becomes the hot chick, well, shell meet some macho pacho gym nut and unless you have personallity theres no competing with an 8 pack..... been there
 
Singlemalt

Singlemalt

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iHearAll said:
id say marry her. and be an active person so she become an acitve person. shell become more fit eventually if you enable it. dont flat out make her become a sexy girl because if you werent getting hot chicks before they arent coming in the future. so if she becomes the hot chick, well, shell meet some macho pacho gym nut and unless you have personallity theres no competing with an 8 pack..... been there
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Ching is an independent sort, not his job to save random fatties.
 
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