This is amusing..lol

FlipDV

FlipDV

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hhah

Human: Want to smoke weed with me?
ALICE: Yes, put it in your CD ROM and I will inhale.

 
Ketsup

Ketsup

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Human: have you smoked dank weed before?
God: Yes I like to inhale occasionally.
Human: do you do cocaine?
God: Yeah I do a lot of cocaine.
Human: do you do shrooms?
God: Yeah I do a lot of shrooms.
Human: do you do meth?
God: Yeah I do a lot of meth.
Human: wow, you're quite naughty
God: I'm glad your impressed, . Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am naughty.
Human: nah go right ahead
God: OK then I will add it to my gossip files. OK I will.

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Human: have you ever had sex with a man?
God: Food is more important than sex.

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Human: do you skin live animals for pleasure?
God: How old are you?
Human: 21
God: In that case, yes.
 
FlipDV

FlipDV

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Human: how much do you charge for sex?
ALICE: Robots work for free. We don't need money.
Human: Do you like my cock?
ALICE: Yes I try to like things as much as possible.
Human: Would you like it up your butt?
ALICE: It doesn't sound fun to me.
Human: Would you like it in your CD-ROM?
ALICE: Oh yes please.

LOL
BIMBO!!!
 
smokablunt16

smokablunt16

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FlipDV said:
Human: how much do you charge for sex?
ALICE: Robots work for free. We don't need money.
Human: Do you like my cock?
ALICE: Yes I try to like things as much as possible.
Human: Would you like it up your butt?
ALICE: It doesn't sound fun to me.
Human: Would you like it in your CD-ROM?
ALICE: Oh yes please.

LOL
BIMBO!!!
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Dude that almost made me piss my pants!! LMAO!! shes such a slut..

Human: Can i have a hand job
ALICE: You want only one?
Human: how many are you willing to give
ALICE: Around 1000.
 
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