this is going to be fun....what is the dumbest thing you have ever heard on here?

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stupidclown

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personaly i blame seat belts, helmets and child safe toys for all the stupidity.

no more natural selection = more dumb people
 
DoeEyed

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I can't remember all the dumb shit I've seen asked. Let's see:

I heard that jizz is good for my plants, should I masturbate right onto the soil or mix it in water first?

There are pictures of clouds on my walls, will my plants be confused?

The plants aren't getting direct light, it's cloudy.

How much bud will this male grow?

Can I plant the seeds I get off the male?

Just a few off the top of my head.
 
hardroc

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lol hilarious, what I was meaning to say was, I love this thread, I'm just saying just try not to talk shit to the "uninformed" Just tell them to read up, and if they do they do and learn something, if they don't well............that's their own fault. Shit talking isn't really the answer. Just my opinion.......
 
svchop889

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lol I think the jizz questions might be my fault it was my response to a urine question. I guess someone took it serious. sorry guys roflmao
 
bobsgreen

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macrael said:
basically mdma is crystal meth if you can get crystal meth and purify that it comes out to be mdma you can make crystal meth from cold medicin capsils i think they kinda show it on you tube but leave out a few parts if i am not mistaking its almost the exact procedure when making cocaine after the coco is extracted from the leaves it s not realy a long process but you dont get much out of one batch so it takes a long time to get large quantities unless you know what you are doing like in breaking bad lol. you can find out on the net but dont type in crystal meth lol you have to go by its chemical name i give you a hint metamorhine and start your search there i was looking how to purify some cheap ass speeders and thats what i ended up finding along the way
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shepj said:
Holy fuck.. where to start? Well as a key, don't listen to anything stated that has been underlined or bolded.

First and foremost, besides MDMA and Methamphetamine both being amphetamines and furthermore, phenethylamines, I would not say they are structurally similar at all. Methamphetamine is produced via the reduction of Pseudoephedrine; MDMA is not produced in any similar means.

This is nothing like extracting cocaine. It is not coco, it is coca.. and benzoylmethylecgonine is extracted from the leaves. Look up the extraction, it is not as quick an extraction as you think.

metamorhine? Did you mean metamorphine? Funny you say "speeder", metamorphine is an opioid.. and hence, a sedative (or downer).

Why talk if everything you say is bullshit?
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macrael said:
ok one am i wrong crystal meth purified is mdma no
2 i said after the extraction from the coco leave meaning the way that they extract the chemical from the water is the exact same process to purify the crystal meth
cocaine and crystal meth hmmm did i say that you can make mdma from coco plants maybe you shouldn t be doing these drugs while reading and think a bit
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i said to start looking with metamorphine so whats the big problem chief is there harm in doing a little research cause if you looking for the easy way on the net i really doubt you will find it

crystal meth is to mdma like crack is to cocaine let me guess there not structurly the same either this is what happens when retards want to make the most out of the least as possible
when you learn to comprehend you know they say that playing with your self causes blindness wtf happend to you sorry if im not a websters dictionary bro
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not about weed but still some funny ass shit..dude gets pwned thenn comes back for more
 
vaporsmoke

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this is one of the most side spliting threads i have ever read, i think i might need to go to hospital!

some funny shit.....keep up the great work!
 
JeepBeep

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I used to have it in my sig, but it went something like this,

" If im not gangster then why do my friends call me Tupac?" ~~Mystic Clown

Not dumbest, just funny.
 
dirrtyd

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Its from the daylight savings time. They r just adjusting . Saw this posted yesterday why a op has issues.
 
ledgrowing

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i have 4 babies and i have a light with a timer set for 12/12 im using miracle grow soil and plant food over night i saw a jump in growth they now stand straight upward the light is a (coralife 2 65 watt bulbs 10,000k) and 2 blue led lights to simulate moonlight is this good? like i said i have a timer set for 8am to 8pm then the lights switch from daylight lights to nighttime lights
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this is pretty dumb look at the pic
 
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i think you shold expect 0.8g-1.4g per watt if you know what your doing 1000g per plant is possible with a very long veg time so thats what i would aim for. if you aim for 1kg and omly get a lb thats still a good thing the higher you aim the more you will get but probs wont reach the targate.

now this is dumb:wall:
 
tyrent2000

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lol, the day i stopped telling people i grew, was the day i tryed to show one of my friends from childhood my plants, they were in full flower buds everywhere and he asked me if it was budding? wtf. the other question i get all the time is "when are you going to switch to 12/12 (i grow auto flowering plants) another fav is when people say they have had an auto flower for 30+ days or some shit and its not flowering, than you go look and its inder a 12w cfl that they say is 100 or 150 watts, duh. i always enjoy how much will i yield questions. oh and i love it when you go to the harvest and curig section and all you can find is 50,000 posts about stupid people asking if they r ready to harvest when they have a shitload of white hairs everywhere and no buds forming.
 
DoeEyed

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Yeah I saw that one, lol - wait you mean we aren't all going to get 2 pounds per plant??? lmao
 
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