ThorGanjason
Well-Known Member
This is a story of Larry the bagseed, an innocent noble soul at heart who fell victim to fate and circumstance. Let me start from the beginning:
Larry's grower was a newbie, who was experiencing very slow growth in his early set ups, when Larry was a child. Here we have him pictured circa 1976 when Larry was two or three weeks old with some of his family: a few seeds from attitudes, mostly bag seed, and two tomatoes plants:
Little did Larry know, he was predestined from the time he was a seed in a girls hand who smelled like petrulli, to become a member of a group of seeds who were to undergo various experiments, and environmental tortures. Some were intentional, some were not. He not only had to watch his brothers drop all around him, but he had to survive, himself, while doing so. It is rumored that an early loss of a northern lights x skunk #1 UFO freebie was actually, in fact, NOT due to over fertilization as earlier speculated, but instead a mere biprduct of Larry's cannibalistic tendencies as he attempted to survive.
But Larry hung in there. Even when times were hard, Larry tried to always keep his head high, and his leaves to the sky. Here's the poor ol chap again as a wayward lad. Little did Larry know, he was about to be tied down, his head beside his feet.
Cut to the present. After spending some time on his back and suffering a new growers attempt at "redefining super cropping", Larry is back on his feet again, and even turned out to be female. His brother, who was the only other seed to be started the same time as Larry, has surpassed him in every way imaginable. In order to spite his owner for giving all of his attention to Mo, while Larry endured a lifetime of travesties and abuse, Larry decided to become a hermaphrodite:
So what do you think? Has Larry truly betrayed his master? Has he gone Hermie? He wound up growing up to be such a lovely girl, with many tops....but it seems he has truly given up.
So, has Larry gone hermie.?
Larry's grower was a newbie, who was experiencing very slow growth in his early set ups, when Larry was a child. Here we have him pictured circa 1976 when Larry was two or three weeks old with some of his family: a few seeds from attitudes, mostly bag seed, and two tomatoes plants:
Little did Larry know, he was predestined from the time he was a seed in a girls hand who smelled like petrulli, to become a member of a group of seeds who were to undergo various experiments, and environmental tortures. Some were intentional, some were not. He not only had to watch his brothers drop all around him, but he had to survive, himself, while doing so. It is rumored that an early loss of a northern lights x skunk #1 UFO freebie was actually, in fact, NOT due to over fertilization as earlier speculated, but instead a mere biprduct of Larry's cannibalistic tendencies as he attempted to survive.
But Larry hung in there. Even when times were hard, Larry tried to always keep his head high, and his leaves to the sky. Here's the poor ol chap again as a wayward lad. Little did Larry know, he was about to be tied down, his head beside his feet.
Cut to the present. After spending some time on his back and suffering a new growers attempt at "redefining super cropping", Larry is back on his feet again, and even turned out to be female. His brother, who was the only other seed to be started the same time as Larry, has surpassed him in every way imaginable. In order to spite his owner for giving all of his attention to Mo, while Larry endured a lifetime of travesties and abuse, Larry decided to become a hermaphrodite:
So what do you think? Has Larry truly betrayed his master? Has he gone Hermie? He wound up growing up to be such a lovely girl, with many tops....but it seems he has truly given up.
So, has Larry gone hermie.?