This joke is in bad taste
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pandabear
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this on is funny but i didnt feel like typing it so i found it on the internet:
Fred comes home after a hard day's work at the pickle factory and announces to his wife that he's developed a terrible sexual compulsion; he wants to stick his dick in the pickle slicer. His wife suggests he see a sex therapist, but he says he's too embarrassed. He promises to sort his problem out himself ...
A few weeks later, Fred comes home ashen-faced. His wife can see he's seriously upset.
'What's wrong?' asks the wife.
'Well ... you know that urge I had to stick my dick in the pickle slicer...'
'Oh, My God!' says his wife, 'What happened?!'
'I got fired' says Fred. His wife unzips him and, to her surprise, finds his dick still intact. Astonished, she asks 'What happened with the pickle slicer?'
'Oh,' says Fred, 'She got fired too.'
Fred comes home after a hard day's work at the pickle factory and announces to his wife that he's developed a terrible sexual compulsion; he wants to stick his dick in the pickle slicer. His wife suggests he see a sex therapist, but he says he's too embarrassed. He promises to sort his problem out himself ...
A few weeks later, Fred comes home ashen-faced. His wife can see he's seriously upset.
'What's wrong?' asks the wife.
'Well ... you know that urge I had to stick my dick in the pickle slicer...'
'Oh, My God!' says his wife, 'What happened?!'
'I got fired' says Fred. His wife unzips him and, to her surprise, finds his dick still intact. Astonished, she asks 'What happened with the pickle slicer?'
'Oh,' says Fred, 'She got fired too.'
nongreenthumb
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Whats the safest best you could ever place in your life.
The special olympics......why?
Because their all winners!!!
The special olympics......why?
Because their all winners!!!
nongreenthumb
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7 dwarves in the shower all feeling happy
happy gets out so they start feeling grumpy
happy gets out so they start feeling grumpy
pandabear
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For My Gurl:
How do you show, someone you love, that they are the one.
So many ways to express love, its hard to choose just one.
Some people like to kiss, some people like to hug, some lesbians like eating each others shit out of a cup.
Some people say i love you some even shout it out, some people puke semi-digested shit into each others mouths.
Somtimes making love is not enough, you have to step it up.
Urinating on her face is not enough to say..............I love you.
Some people like to kiss, some people like to hug, some lesbians like eating each others shit out of a cup.
Some people say I love you some even shout it out, some people puke semi-digested shit into each others mouths.
shes covered in vomit and human feces, thats how know that she needs me.
shes covered in vomit and human feces, thats how know that she needs me.
shes covered in vomit and human feces, thats how know that she needs me.
shes covered in vomit and human feces, thats how know that she needs me.
Shit in mouth and ill puke it all over your face.................
How do you show, someone you love, that they are the one.
So many ways to express love, its hard to choose just one.
Some people like to kiss, some people like to hug, some lesbians like eating each others shit out of a cup.
Some people say i love you some even shout it out, some people puke semi-digested shit into each others mouths.
Somtimes making love is not enough, you have to step it up.
Urinating on her face is not enough to say..............I love you.
Some people like to kiss, some people like to hug, some lesbians like eating each others shit out of a cup.
Some people say I love you some even shout it out, some people puke semi-digested shit into each others mouths.
shes covered in vomit and human feces, thats how know that she needs me.
shes covered in vomit and human feces, thats how know that she needs me.
shes covered in vomit and human feces, thats how know that she needs me.
shes covered in vomit and human feces, thats how know that she needs me.
Shit in mouth and ill puke it all over your face.................