THREAD ABOUT NOTHING......

spazatak

spazatak

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your AV is ravishingly erotic and handsome... I will miss Phil when he finds that great castle in the sky



 
spazatak

spazatak

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why do morons feel the need to put a dance beat over sweet child o mine when having street parties..

Im going to kurb stomp someones tonight
 
Growan

Growan

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spazatak said:
your AV is ravishingly erotic and handsome... I will miss Phil when he finds that great castle in the sky


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Me and killemsoftly are gonna get him drunk on pims and push him under his own carriage.
You can miss him once we're done with him. :)
 
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killemsoftly

killemsoftly

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something

Ever been sick, unwell, distracted or hit a dry patch?
Ever notice that when this happens, suddenly at the most inopportune times, you desperately want or need sex?

It's like you are a teenage boy all over again.
Ever get on the bus as a teenage boy wearing trackpants cause you were too lazy to do laundry and/or your mom told you to grow the fuck up and do you own laundry? Inevitably, I found myself on the bus and would notice a hottie. All of a sudden that decision to be a lazy bastard and not wash my jeans is coming back to bite me in the ass. When this would happen I usually had to wait 3-4 stops before I could get off (no not rub one out-off the bus). I would have to walk over a mile.

Anyhow, today I rubbed one out. It had been a while and I was just kind of 'hit' by my sex drive. The sheer volume frightened me.
Should I see my doctor or is this normal? J/k I won't see the doctor but was shocked by the volume.

I thought we could do a side-by-side. The guys who are getting it regular will measure their ejaculate. The guys not getting it regular will measure theirs. Kind of a 'show and tell' but also sciency akin to 'don't touch that motherfucking plant' vs 'defoliate'. Except this time we'll have actual data and there will be no thread wars.

If you wish a refund on wasting your mofo time reading my idiotic musings. too bad.
This is a thread about nothing.
 
killemsoftly

killemsoftly

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spazatak said:
why do morons feel the need to put a dance beat over sweet child o mine when having street parties..
Im going to kurb stomp someones tonight
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I know that feeling well spazman. I personally want axl rose imprisoned and all the money from the song donated to a deaf charity.

After i posted, I became terribly worried i'd crossed some line. I nearly rang a mod to plead for that one to be removed. I had this dreadful fear I would be publicly flogged or banished from riu.
Suddenly, it hit me. This is the internet. lol
 
Growan

Growan

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killemsoftly said:
something

Ever been sick, unwell, distracted or hit a dry patch?
Ever notice that when this happens, suddenly at the most inopportune times, you desperately want or need sex?

It's like you are a teenage boy all over again.
Ever get on the bus as a teenage boy wearing trackpants cause you were too lazy to do laundry and/or your mom told you to grow the fuck up and do you own laundry? Inevitably, I found myself on the bus and would notice a hottie. All of a sudden that decision to be a lazy bastard and not wash my jeans is coming back to bite me in the ass. When this would happen I usually had to wait 3-4 stops before I could get off (no not rub one out-off the bus). I would have to walk over a mile.

Anyhow, today I rubbed one out. It had been a while and I was just kind of 'hit' by my sex drive. The sheer volume frightened me.
Should I see my doctor or is this normal? J/k I won't see the doctor but was shocked by the volume.

I thought we could do a side-by-side. The guys who are getting it regular will measure their ejaculate. The guys not getting it regular will measure theirs. Kind of a 'show and tell' but also sciency akin to 'don't touch that motherfucking plant' vs 'defoliate'. Except this time we'll have actual data and there will be no thread wars.

If you wish a refund on wasting your mofo time reading my idiotic musings. too bad.
This is a thread about nothing.
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Pics or....
 
spazatak

spazatak

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my jimmies are rustled beyond unrustling... O O O O sweet child O'mine doof doof doof straight into Miley Syphilis's "wrecking ball"


Im going postal and there aint no return to sender
 
Growan

Growan

Well-Known Member
killemsoftly said:
something

Ever been sick, unwell, distracted or hit a dry patch?
Ever notice that when this happens, suddenly at the most inopportune times, you desperately want or need sex?

It's like you are a teenage boy all over again.
Ever get on the bus as a teenage boy wearing trackpants cause you were too lazy to do laundry and/or your mom told you to grow the fuck up and do you own laundry? Inevitably, I found myself on the bus and would notice a hottie. All of a sudden that decision to be a lazy bastard and not wash my jeans is coming back to bite me in the ass. When this would happen I usually had to wait 3-4 stops before I could get off (no not rub one out-off the bus). I would have to walk over a mile.

Anyhow, today I rubbed one out. It had been a while and I was just kind of 'hit' by my sex drive. The sheer volume frightened me.
Should I see my doctor or is this normal? J/k I won't see the doctor but was shocked by the volume.

I thought we could do a side-by-side. The guys who are getting it regular will measure their ejaculate. The guys not getting it regular will measure theirs. Kind of a 'show and tell' but also sciency akin to 'don't touch that motherfucking plant' vs 'defoliate'. Except this time we'll have actual data and there will be no thread wars.


If you wish a refund on wasting your mofo time reading my idiotic musings. too bad.
This is a thread about nothing.
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Ouch. Lumpier than usual...images-34.jpg images-34.jpg
 
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iamnobody

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seems appropriate place to put this...

So tonight my girlfriend and I decided to go to the fair. We get there and spend 40$ on the all night wrist bands. Turns out the only ride she was willing to go on was the bumper cars. Everything else she was afraid of. So anyway after walking around for about 45 minutes we hear gun shots... and then it's just the two of standing there with cop lights in the distance.
 
killemsoftly

killemsoftly

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iamnobody said:
seems appropriate place to put this...

So tonight my girlfriend and I decided to go to the fair. We get there and spend 40$ on the all night wrist bands. Turns out the only ride she was willing to go on was the bumper cars. Everything else she was afraid of. So anyway after walking around for about 45 minutes we hear gun shots... and then it's just the two of standing there with cop lights in the distance.
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...then what happened
 
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