THREAD ABOUT NOTHING......
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spazatak
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Going to have to slowly wear him down methinks...Kill suddenly went all ninja on us
mighty have to call for reinforcements
Hookabelly
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killemsoftly
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Not sure what a merkin is.
I noticed more grey up top recently and reflected on how it has yet to spread. I wondered if people actually tried it. I remembered an episode of 21/2 men where charlie did and got a rash.
I did defoliate for a woman many years ago and blood was involved. Never again. My advice for anyone is if they need you to do that best to move on as their requests will prolly escalate. lol
killemsoftly
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To all my fans, especially the ladies, worry not. Everything fully healed. I returned to lady killer status within a week shortly before the scrotal scabs fell off.
Guys: never defoliate. Only manscape. The risks are great, the rewards are few. Smart people avoid the mistakes of others.
Follow not in my footsteps. I am a fool.
Guys: never defoliate. Only manscape. The risks are great, the rewards are few. Smart people avoid the mistakes of others.
Follow not in my footsteps. I am a fool.
Dislexicmidget2021
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Clitoral Bacon......
killemsoftly
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Yes. I see. I think.
Is this for chemo patients? Defoliators in disguise? lol
rory420420
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i order vanilla at baskin robbins..who bird watches?
we should start a whistling club or collect bottle caps..that would be thrilling!
we should start a whistling club or collect bottle caps..that would be thrilling!
mr sunshine
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Its because you don't know what the WORD is.....I watch birds walking down the street all the time.... they never want to fuck me though...
BITCHES
spazatak
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is it mugwaffin?
Hookabelly
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YOWWWW! You waxed your biscuits? How the hell does that even work? Oy-vey! and the ensuing ingrown hairs must've been quite unsightly. Hope you dumped that chick.
A merkin:
Or you could wear this as a cheap substitute:
"bird" is the word….
killemsoftly
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More of a shave and a haircut with no haircut. I had an inexperienced and unsteady hand. An electric trimmer is definitely the way to go. I was young and foolish. The resulting ingrown hairs were brutal and lasted quite some time. Made the scrotal scabs seem like fun. Now I just use a bic. Just turn on the bathroom fan to get rid of that burning hair smell. lol
I wiki'd the merkin. Seems to have originated with ladies of the night to handle crabs and hide vd. Some things never change. lol
Can't believe I've sunk to Jerry Springer's level. Hell awaits me no doubt. The men's ^ there looked pretty comfy. Hmmmm...Nah.
killemsoftly
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Did you have an experimental surgery recently?
Hookabelly
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LOVE he avi Spaz. I always knew you were a cerebral kinda guy.
spazatak
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You know what they say... "if the Cap fits...."
killemsoftly
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I think it looks splendid. Brings out your eyes. Or something.
How about a full frontal?