Time to get morbid! What do you think is the scariest way to die?

Blue Wizard said:

When I was a kid some bigger kids at the swimming pool held me under water until I thought I was going to drown, I manage to break free for a bit and get a breath before they did it again. I was lucky the life guard caught what was going on, I honestly thought I was going to die. The kids hauled ass before anyone could do anything about it.

That was scarier than any of the other times I thought I was going to die or be killed.

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tyler.durden said:

Lol at the end. After watching for 44 seconds, the dude filming says, 'Call...call somebody.' Call who??? Let the bear have a snack, there are SO many fucking dear around. Is it wrong that I was aroused by that clip?

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Singlemalt said:

I wanted the bear to let the deer go and snack on Mr Homeowner pussy

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Padawanbater2 said:

Yep, birds are intelligent as FUCK!

If they were 10 x's bigger with sharp teeth we'd be fucked

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Yessica... said:

Would suck BALLS to get eaten alive by a bear though.

I know a dude who saved a fellow forestry Ministry worker from a black bear attack. It was eating her. Scary ass shit.

He's a fireman now.

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Singlemalt said:

Remember Timothy Treadwell? Google him, got his gf killed as well. If you can find the audio its pretty neat, the dumb deserve to die horribly

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Singlemalt said:

Remember Timothy Treadwell? Google him, got his gf killed as well. If you can find the audio its pretty neat, the dumb deserve to die horribly

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tyler.durden said:

I heard that audio on YT, it was horrifying even though it's known as a fake...

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Singlemalt said:

that's what they want you to believe

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tyler.durden said:

The original is probably much simple -

'knock, knock.'
'Who's there?'
'Mr. Grizzly, I'm hungry!'
'Mr.Grizzly I'm hungry, who?'
SMASH!
'Nom, nom, nom.'
'Ouchy...'

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