TMJ pain

too larry

too larry

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neosapien said:
. . . . . . .Been living off of soups and mashed potatoes the last 2 days. Thats getting old real quick. What else is soft that I can consume?
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Grits. Just joking. MIlkshakes with protein powder or instant breakfast stuff.

35 years ago I got hit in the jaw by an old cow who didn't want to be loaded. Next morning couldn't open my mouth. I ate sliver thin slices of roast beef. But in 11 days I lost 20 pounds. And I was 185 then and couldn't afford to lose it. It turned out to be staph {and I almost died, blah, blah blah}, and when I did get in the hospital they had me drinking high calorie shakes between meals. {they popped my jaw open so I could eat at that point}
 
tangerinegreen555

tangerinegreen555

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neosapien said:
Day 5 of not sucking dicks. It is sucking dicks. I can maybe, maybe open my jaw alittle wider but it is still just as sore. At some point throughout the night I took that mouthguard out apparently. Don't think I can do it. It was hella uncomfortable and awkward. Been living off of soups and mashed potatoes the last 2 days. Thats getting old real quick. What else is soft that I can consume?
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Macaroni and cheese, hold the crunchy garlic croutons I guess. Which is what makes it good.

That's really fucked up having to eat all soft stuff.

Good night for a Diary Queen something or other maybe?
 
shrxhky420

shrxhky420

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neosapien said:
Day 5 of not sucking dicks. It is sucking dicks. I can maybe, maybe open my jaw alittle wider but it is still just as sore. At some point throughout the night I took that mouthguard out apparently. Don't think I can do it. It was hella uncomfortable and awkward. Been living off of soups and mashed potatoes the last 2 days. Thats getting old real quick. What else is soft that I can consume?
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Wow man, 5 days!!! I just can't imagine. So sorry to hear.
I was thinking, can you stick out your tongue? You could always eat toss salads... see silver lining (: :hug:

SH420
 
Dougnsalem

Dougnsalem

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neosapien said:
Pretty sure I tried to fit too many dicks in my mouth and now for the last 2-3 days I've had what is best described as "TMJ pain". Or disorder. When my mouth is relaxed I feel almost nothing. Slight pressure. But when I try to open my mouth wider than an inch I feel pain or more aptly a severe stretching in the upper area of my right jaw by my ear. Almost as if something will break if I open much wider. It's progressively gotten worse. I can't really eat anything that requires hard chewing as of today. Macaroni and potatoes worked out ok for dinner but the steak was a no go. I'm just worried this will be a permanent impairment, a part of getting old. And worried my dick sucking days are over.
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Do you chew? Not dicks. Copenhagen. That shit messed me up so bad, I quit cold turkey. Just hit me on one side. 15 years later and it will come back instantly, even if I have just a small bit.
 
Dougnsalem

Dougnsalem

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curious2garden said:
We did a lot of Commandos for chewers, good you quit.
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Thanks. I had seen some downright gruesome pics of those operations. Nasty. The pain is what got me to quit though. Quite a wake-up call. Anyways, I didn't mean to derail here. Just tossing that thought out there, for any other chewers to look out for....
 
Rider101

Rider101

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Metasynth said:
Are you offended by a man putting another mans penis in his mouth?


Edit: Or was it the soup that offended you?
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Hey have any kind of consensual sex you want just spare me the details of what went where and if you needed a mop and bucket to clean up.
There was soup? damn i love soup.
 
neosapien

neosapien

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Rider101 said:
Hey have any kind of consensual sex you want just spare me the details of what went where and if you needed a mop and bucket to clean up.
There was soup? damn i love soup.
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Rider101 said:
TMI on your TMJ dude!:spew:
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I can't find the part where I forced you to read this thread against your will. What I can do though is blow your inbox up with pictures of cocks in mouths to actually warrant your baseless insults.
 
neosapien

neosapien

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mysunnyboy said:
@neosapien
How are you doing brother?! I sure hope you’re better. The wife has had her tmj replaced. It was horrible. I’m sorry.
And she’s never had a dick in her mouth! If you can believe that. She’s truly a founding member of the committee :bigjoint:
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Hey good to hear from you again! It's about the same. Doesn't hurt as much since going on the soft foods but still the same range of motion. Our employee party is tonight. And pizza and wings will be had by all. Except me. Sad monkey.
 
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