to all us sober guys =[

theinfected

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my friend that was on probation went to some program and did meetings, like AA meetings but not actually AA, and he went to a program that helped him find a job and get situated, and stay clean, and they let him off a year early
 

Louis541

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If you pay all your fines and shit, your PO is likely to tell you not to come back.

I was backed up on my probation payments because I had absolutely no money, was 3 months behind, and another 9 months to go. I finally came into some money, and paid it all to make sure I didn't get behind again and my PO told me I didn't have to check in anymore.

Why would they want to waste the resources? They already got your cash, and that's what it's all about to them.
 

doogidie

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If you pay all your fines and shit, your PO is likely to tell you not to come back.

I was backed up on my probation payments because I had absolutely no money, was 3 months behind, and another 9 months to go. I finally came into some money, and paid it all to make sure I didn't get behind again and my PO told me I didn't have to check in anymore.

Why would they want to waste the resources? They already got your cash, and that's what it's all about to them.
tight. i guess ill save all my money until the 16th, which is when i see her again, and just pay the rest of the $600 off =] thanks guys, you're always good at helpin a brotha out :bigjoint:
 

nuera59

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Have you heard of the weezinator? im sure you piss in it or somthing like that!
Apparently it works.
 

Pnuggle

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the wizzinator comes with a urine pouch that is hidden and released when you go bafroom. there is no actual peeing in to it XD
 

nuera59

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excellent pnuggle. could help this guy get high!
tbh if i was off mj for a long time id prob give up, anyhow good luck.
 

fireduck

Active Member
i'm not smoking for 3 month now... In the process of applying for a IT job that more than likely will have me pee. Hate to not know when is the actual piss test. I LOVE pot and really miss it.
So yea, I feel you man
 

tnrtinr

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I haven't smoked for a month now. Looking for a job.

Just spent an hour and 30 minutes meticulously taking an online math / finance test for a bank which they promptly rejected me after submitting the final question "you are no longer considered for the position."

I hope I got that because I scored 100% and am overqualified and they will call to offer me another "better" position. We'll see.

But right now I am in the dumps and want to roll a joint and laugh a little. Instead I will most likely start drinking although I feel it is a scourge (but hey - they don't alcohol test you).
 

doogidie

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yea, i dont think i can use a wizzinator cause they make me camel toe myself to makesure i got nothin on me. they dont actually watch me pee, but i heard there could be a little hole in the wall that they look through so i dont have to feel uncomfortable. could just be a false rumor but i just don't wannarisk jail time and even more time without good ol' mary jane haha. and they test for alcohol too up to 88 hours... so i cant even drink :sad:
 

waronwar

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ive got three joints, i need to smoke them asap so i can start detoxing, hoping to find a new job before nov 1. too bad my plants will be ready to harvest around 9/20

its a good thing i love booze too. will likely buy a couple bottles of scotch and bourbon to keep me on the strait an narrow.
 

Louis541

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yea, i dont think i can use a wizzinator cause they make me camel toe myself to makesure i got nothin on me. they dont actually watch me pee, but i heard there could be a little hole in the wall that they look through so i dont have to feel uncomfortable. could just be a false rumor but i just don't wannarisk jail time and even more time without good ol' mary jane haha. and they test for alcohol too up to 88 hours... so i cant even drink :sad:

WTF? Is that even legal?
 

Pnuggle

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yeah, it's plenty legal. if you have a PO, he can stick his little fingers all up under your nuts looking for whatever.
 
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