so if i took your grinder away, would you be unable to smoke?? do you really see it as that marvelous of an invention??
Viva La Grinder!!! I'm a lazy bugger, but if I had no wheel, I'd walk. If I had no grinder I'd use scissors. If I had no scissors I'd be fucked because I can't open those damned heat sealed plastic bags without a pair!
Wow, I just got an idea for a song...it goes something like this:
And if I ever lose my hands, lose my plough, lose my land,
Oh if I ever lose my hands, I wont have to work no more.
And if I ever lose my eyes, if my colours all run dry,
Yes if I ever lose my eyes, I wont have to cry no more.
And if I ever lose my legs, I wont moan, and I wont beg,
Yes if I ever lose my legs, I wont have to walk no more.
And if I ever lose my mouth, all my teeth, north and south,
Yes if I ever lose my mouth, I wont have to talk...