Top 3 Most Fuckable

Pinworm

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• Apr 13, 2014

• #1

So who are you guys aching to bone?
Celebrities? Your neighbor? That hot hotel maid?

Let's hear your top 3.

Pics aren't necessary, but welcome.

 

chewberto

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• Apr 13, 2014

• #2

Sunni, pinworm, and DJ Tanner

 

UncleBuck

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• Apr 13, 2014

• #3

sunni, pinworm, and my wife's identical twin sister.

 

Unclebaldrick

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• Apr 14, 2014

• #4

Mormons. Always wanted a crack at those magic undies.

 

killemsoftly

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• Apr 14, 2014

• #5

Gillian Anderson, Olga (for old times sakes-chick from band camp), and redheads with big boobs and greasy hair.

 

mr sunshine

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• Apr 14, 2014

• #6

Im more into making love.. ..

 

killemsoftly

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• Apr 14, 2014

• #7

to what?

 

killemsoftly

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• Apr 14, 2014

• #8

Sorry. I meant to who. In keeping with the spirit of the thread: pick 3.

 

Unclebaldrick

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• Apr 14, 2014

• #9

Oh yeah, UncleBuck's wife's identical twin sister. And really smart blondes that resemble dolls and can grow pot. Yup.

 

Unclebaldrick

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• Apr 14, 2014

• #10

I suppose I would kinda like to give Rinko Kikuchi a Pacific Rim job.

 

Pinworm

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• Apr 14, 2014

• #11

I'd nail Tony Sly (rip). James Franco. And, would totally be down for a fourgy, or a fivesome with any RIU members. No fatties.

 

UncleReemis

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• Apr 14, 2014

• #12

Every Uncle.


edit (after reading above): Pinworm.

 

killemsoftly

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• Apr 14, 2014

• #13

Unclebaldrick said:

I suppose I would kinda like to give Rinko Kikuchi a Pacific Rim job.

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I can look up Rinko but I'm curious, what is a 'pacific rim job'. I hope no fish suffered in the production of that orgasm.

 

thecannacove

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• Apr 14, 2014

• #14

Pinworm just cuz I dig parasites, Doer, cuz, well, he's the fucking rockodile hunter, and this toe up hoe *note I don't know what the face looks like* just gotta get me summa that toe!

 

Pinworm

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• Apr 14, 2014

• #15

thecannacove said:

Pinworm just cuz I dig parasites, Doer, cuz, well, he's the fucking rockodile hunter, and this toe up hoe *note I don't know what the face looks like* just gotta get me summa that toe!
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Eww. Cheap bag, stolen gym towel, and WHITE VINYL?!! Toe up hoe is an understatement. Lullerskates. <3

 

UncleReemis

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• Apr 14, 2014

• #16

Pinworm said:

Eww. Cheap bag, stolen gym towel, and WHITE VINYL?!! Toe up hoe is an understatement. Lullerskates. <3

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She clearly has a nice jaw line tho

 

Pinworm

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• Apr 14, 2014

• #17

UncleReemis said:

She clearly has a nice jaw line tho

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Well. I'm obliged to agree with you there.

 

thecannacove

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• Apr 14, 2014

• #18

You can almost make out her lips! Oh wait...

 

tytheguy111

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• Apr 14, 2014

• #19

Well when I was in high school ( wich was a year ago) there was this chick who did exercises to get a camel toe because it tightens it but idk :/

 

Pinworm

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• Apr 14, 2014

• #20

tytheguy111 said:

Well when I was in high school ( wich was a year ago) there was this chick who did exercises to get a camel toe because it tightens it but idk :/

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most G-ma's will tell you that good kaegels, mean...well...you get the idea.

 

Last edited: Apr 14, 2014