Trapped in a closet

Just moved into this house so im still discovering things about it. For instance my walk in closet only opens from the outside.

I go in to smoke a bowl when I see a contractors truck come in up the drive ( there's a window in the closet).

I go to open the door and the knob just unscrews. Apparently it was fake, but the outside knob latches and turns. I try to pry it open and it won't budge. I try to pop the hinges but couldn't. I ended up calling the contractor to come inside and open my closet from the outside. And of course he opens the door and just gets hit with a cloud of dank... And my house is trashed because we're still unpacking.

Lmao! Proper stoner!

always walk into your closet, close the door and check if its a fake door handle ... jeeeese how u not know that ? :/


101 in ermmmm stoner need to know atuff

I just took all the doors off my closets. No more closet problems for me.

iamnobody said:

Just moved into this house so im still discovering things about it. For instance my walk in closet only opens from the outside.

I go in to smoke a bowl when I see a contractors truck come in up the drive ( there's a window in the closet).

I go to open the door and the knob just unscrews. Apparently it was fake, but the outside knob latches and turns. I try to pry it open and it won't budge. I try to pop the hinges but couldn't. I ended up calling the contractor to come inside and open my closet from the outside. And of course he opens the door and just gets hit with a cloud of dank... And my house is trashed because we're still unpacking.

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I doubt there is a contractor alive who hasn't walked in on a cloud of smoke LOL

iamnobody said:

For instance my walk in closet only opens from the outside

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Well, ffs, it is not a walk out closet. What were you expecting?

When I was younger, I'd tip takeaways delivery men with weed if they made the correct noises regarding smells.

Same contractor came out today while I was smoking a blunt outside. He's hauling gravel for our driveway.

Now i have a new smoking buddy

When I moved into my first house, I was one of the first guys that moved into my house in the new development.
I was alone at home, busy tiling floors and doing loads of hard work when these guys came around selling little security peepholes for doors.
Well, they ended up hanging my curtains and helping me install burglar bars and came around a few times when they were working the area as more people moved in.

ANC said:

When I moved into my first house, I was one of the first guys that moved into my house in the new development.
I was alone at home, busy tiling floors and doing loads of hard work when these guys came around selling little security peepholes for doors.
Well, they ended up hanging my curtains and helping me install burglar bars and came around a few times when they were working the area as more people moved in.

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Do your burglar bars pour the good stuff? (What are the famously bad beers in your area?)

"If Tom Cruise and John Travolta don't come out the closet I'm gonna cap this bitch."

lol, I'm trying to think now if you guys call them something else.
We don't make bad beer

ANC said:

lol, I'm trying to think now if you guys call them something else.
We don't make bad beer

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We probably call them security bars ... the term wasn't ambiguous. I got cute, is all.

What's the good beer(s) there?

Yeah lol, we speak this funky international English being squat in the middle of the Canadians, Americans, Irish, Brittish and the Ozzies.

We sound like this for the most part

cannabineer said:

What's the good beer(s) there?

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I like Castle But I 'd probably buy Heineken on account of not having had one in a while.. Windhoek from Namibia is also pretty good. If you like a bit more feisty beer you can go for Lion or Black Lable.

Just come out, bro. It’s 2018, everyone’s gay nowadays. I fucked a dude this morning and am itching to blow another as we speak.

LOL

Several years ago, we were spending the weekend at a Mississippi casino to see a concert & gamble a little. We booked a room in the smoking section rooms even tho we didn't smoke cigs. The first thing I always do when staying at any hotel is automatically put out the DO NOT DISTURB sign on the door knob. Next is always put away any signs of weed, vapes etc when out of the room....

I would light incense, put towels under the door and proceed to get fried on some fire weed. Then we would ride the elevator down to the buffet and eat like hogs! Waddling around with fat bellies doing tequila shots, gambling and dancing to the band in the lounge.

We came back to the room the first night shitfaced, full of buffet vittles, won 50 bucks in the casino...

Do not disturb sign in place as I unlock the door...

The bed is made up, everything is clean and tidied up. I notice my pot tray with vapes/weed/papers etc on the night stand. I had a buzz and left my tray on the bed! It's been moved and I am stunned they came in even tho the sign said NOT TO! The person with me also left his tray out with the same goodies and it had been moved as well!

This was the first night we arrived and we were so freaked out all weekend just waiting to get busted because the maids saw/moved this stuff around. Of course we continued to smoke even more out of nervousness. I bet I used 4 cans of air freshener the rest of the weekend! Constant incense going and paranoid AF yet determined to not let it ruin my damned weekend!

It's still scary in the south cause you can go to jail for a few joints and it cost you quite a bit of money not to mention having an arrest record for it.

Lesson learned, if you are staying away from home, hide the stash, don't leave it out in plain sight even if the do not disturb sign is on the door!