traveling to shed pesky virginity, need some advice (old thread had 419 replies)

[UncleBuck]

My old thread got taken down with 419 replies, due to people not telling me how to fuck. Im looking for any advice you got. on fucking.

 

[ruby fruit]

Build ur seed stock up first then we will tell you

 

[Singlemalt]

Well young man, you need to find a willing and consensual partner of proper age. Since it's a memorable occasion a fine expensive bottle of single malt scotch is expected to be consumed. After the scotch you both remove your garments and grope each other, this is known as discovery. During the course of gropery you shall discover two or more moist orifices. Choose the orifice you find most fascinating (aroma is not important), insert your penis and then rail away

 

[Captain Keg]

I'm more worried about what or who you'd be fucking, never mind how to.

If you have to drag them, you're doing it wrong bro.

 

[cannabineer]

My old thread got taken down with 419 replies, due to people not telling me how to fuck. Im looking for any advice you got. on fucking.

 

[cannabineer]

Well young man, you need to find a willing and consensual partner of proper age. Since it's a memorable occasion a fine expensive bottle of single malt scotch is expected to be consumed. After the scotch you both remove your garments and grope each other, this is known as discovery. During the course of gropery you shall discover two or more moist orifices. Choose the orifice you find most fascinating (aroma is not important), insert your penis and then rail away

And don't be put off by that other penis

 

[Singlemalt]

And don't be put off by that other penis

Of course, hence two or more moist orifices, earholes excluded due to dryness and non flexible tissue.

 

[cannabineer]

Of course, hence two or more moist orifices, earholes excluded due to dryness and non flexible tissue.

lol Improvised Erotic Devices

 

[Singlemalt]

lol Improvised Erotic Devices
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Have you seen that Milwaukee model? Thumbs up!

 

[cannabineer]

Have you seen that Milwaukee model? Thumbs up!

I think it's a nail gun

 

[UncleBuck]

lol Improvised Erotic Devices
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i love it when my partner reciprocates.

 

[cannabineer]

i love it when my partner reciprocates.

meets TOS!!

 

[iHearAll]

 

[stonedtrooper42]

 

[tyler.durden]

 

[dannyboy602]

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I loved that version..The Bukake Kid...took the neighbor's kids to see it...we don't speak anymore after that..

 

[tangerinegreen555]

If I couldn't get laid, I would apply for the job as @neosapien 's helper.

I hear he's really willing to help a guy out.

Hookers, advice and everything.

 

[cannabineer]

I loved that version..The Bukake Kid...took the neighbor's kids to see it...we don't speak anymore after that..

Wax off ... wax off ... wax off

 

[Sir Napsalot]

Pat Morita lived across the street from my mother in Vegas- he was always trying to get her to come in for a cocktail

 

[Singlemalt]

Pat Morita lived across the street from my mother in Vegas- he was always trying to get her to come in for a cocktail

I have to ask, did she, ya know, fondle Mr Miyagi's staff?