echelon1k1
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actually there was a 502 error... I've been kicked off for the last 5 minutes...
trayvan martin
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actually there was a 502 error... I've been kicked off for the last 5 minutes...
see4
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Riiiight. Likely excuse. ha. just fucking with you. Yea, happened to me too. They have this site on the worst possible webhost I think. so damn slow.
see4
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Hahaha. That was funny. Great comedic timing. I post the boy raging, clearly butthurt, and you zing me back with this. Funny as hell! Kudos!
Dr Kynes
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that you assumed the post was directed at you shows surprisingly high levels of self-awareness, too bad you havent figured out how to turn that narcissism into real introspection.
you have been exhibiting classic symptoms of Butthurt Rage Disease throughout this thread.
i recommend Preparation .45
that should clear your head.
see4
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that you assumed the post was directed at you shows surprisingly high levels of self-awareness, too bad you havent figured out how to turn that narcissism into real introspection.
you have been exhibiting classic symptoms of Butthurt Rage Disease throughout this thread.
i recommend Preparation .45
that should clear your head.
Funny you mention a .45. I just picked up an HK45 the other day, to go with my HK P30 9mm, my Beretta Px4 Storm .40, my 2 5.56 Ar-15's and my DD 300 Blackout. Those rounds are fucking amazing.
I sense a lot of hostility with you my sad friend. I sincerely hope one day you will have the courage to speak with someone professional about it.
UncleBuck
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he needs humility moreso than courage. and above all else, the means.
45 year olds living at home with approximately 8 other family members and their mother making barely above minimum wage are not often able to afford quality professional counseling or therapy.
edit:^^^not even trolling, it's a true story
Dr Kynes
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wow. you got lotsa guns, am i supposed to be impressed?
Protip: i got more, and a better variety.
see4
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Oh geez, now I feel terrible. Here I was thinking this guy is a world class douche, and Im going to enjoy my time with him, but in reality, he is just broken. Poor Broken Kynes.
see4
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Of course you do. *ruffles hair -- There there fella. You can have more guns than me if you like.
UncleBuck
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i'm pretty sure that you mean to say the dozen or so right wing hillbillies shacked up in your white trash bungalow (the one with the unmown lawn, shopping cart (for hauling scrap) out front, and the coffee can ashtray (still smoking)) have lotsa guns.
londonfog
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Whats with the bashing of the USAF ???
Did you know that Air Force personal ALWAYS score higher on the ASVAB. Score high you are offered a chance in the USAF...score low and off you go to the Marines ...Hell Marines so dumb they have to be given rides by the Navy to get to the combat. A good Marine is one who never asked questions and just does what he is told like a brain-washed monkey.
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
A. Platoon
Marine
Muscles
Are
Required
Intelligence
Not
Essential
After a fire started in a downtown hotel four of the guests found the exit downstairs blocked by fire. The guests consisted of an Army Captain, a Navy Captain, an Air Force Col. and a Marine Major. Surrounded by the fire, the four went up to the roof.
The fire truck soon arrived and the firemen held out a net and yelled up "Ok Groundpounder, jump!"
The Army Captain responded "I am an Officer and Gentlemen in the United States Army and you will address me as such."
The firemen yelled back, "Ok, Captain, sir, jump!"
The Captain jumped the firemen moved the net and the Captain splattered on the ground.
The firemen yelled up "Ok, Swabbie, jump!"
The Navy Captain yelled back "I graduated from the Naval Academy and you will show respect."
The firemen yelled up "Ok, sir, jump!" again the firemen moved the net and another splat.
The firemen yelled up "Ok, Flyboy, jump!" The Air Force Col.yelled back "I am a top ace in the Air Force and I deserve respect."
The firemen said "Ok, pilot sir, jump!" They again moved the net and another splat.
The firemen yelled up "Ok, Jarhead, jump!"
The Marine Major yelled down "I'm not stupid like those other guys, you're not moving the net on me. Before I jump put that net on the ground and step back three paces."
Did you know that Air Force personal ALWAYS score higher on the ASVAB. Score high you are offered a chance in the USAF...score low and off you go to the Marines ...Hell Marines so dumb they have to be given rides by the Navy to get to the combat. A good Marine is one who never asked questions and just does what he is told like a brain-washed monkey.
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
A. Platoon
Marine
Muscles
Are
Required
Intelligence
Not
Essential
After a fire started in a downtown hotel four of the guests found the exit downstairs blocked by fire. The guests consisted of an Army Captain, a Navy Captain, an Air Force Col. and a Marine Major. Surrounded by the fire, the four went up to the roof.
The fire truck soon arrived and the firemen held out a net and yelled up "Ok Groundpounder, jump!"
The Army Captain responded "I am an Officer and Gentlemen in the United States Army and you will address me as such."
The firemen yelled back, "Ok, Captain, sir, jump!"
The Captain jumped the firemen moved the net and the Captain splattered on the ground.
The firemen yelled up "Ok, Swabbie, jump!"
The Navy Captain yelled back "I graduated from the Naval Academy and you will show respect."
The firemen yelled up "Ok, sir, jump!" again the firemen moved the net and another splat.
The firemen yelled up "Ok, Flyboy, jump!" The Air Force Col.yelled back "I am a top ace in the Air Force and I deserve respect."
The firemen said "Ok, pilot sir, jump!" They again moved the net and another splat.
The firemen yelled up "Ok, Jarhead, jump!"
The Marine Major yelled down "I'm not stupid like those other guys, you're not moving the net on me. Before I jump put that net on the ground and step back three paces."
Oh I am not disparaging the Air Force, but I highly doubt you are going to try and make the case that the Air Force is a tougher meaner and better combat element than the Marine Corps. I KNOW you aren't that stupid. See4 is, he touts his ability to hit a 300yard target with optics, which is mere child's play for the Average Marine to do with the iron sights alone.
The Air Force does not even issue Marksman Qualification badges, only the Marines and Army do that. If you are classified as a "Marksman" shot in the Marines, that is the lowest level of qualification scores. Sharpshooters are one step above Marksmen and then Rifle Experts are the cream of the crop. I have 7 rifle expert qualification awards, 2 inter-division rifle championship awards, 3 distinguished shooter awards and a 3 pistol expert awards. Poor see4 has none of those things because the Air Force does not have such awards.
BTW, that Jar Head joke you just told? The first time I heard that was when a Navy petty officer told it to me back in the 80's. The great thing about those jokes is that the service name (ChairForce, Army, Navy, etc) is interchangeable. BTW you messed the Joke up when you didn't go by rank The Army Captain goes last since he is the lowest ranking, the Navy Captain and Air Force Colonel can duke it out over who goes first.
Ever wonder why Hollywood action movies never have the main bad ass character a former Airman? Always a Marine or Navy Seal, 90% of the time a Marine.
Do Air Force airmen have colorful names such as Teufel Hunden given to them by the enemy because they are such bad asses? BTW its German for Devil Dog, because the Germans fought the Marines in Belleau wood, 5,000 Germans to 400 Marines, the Marines handily won that battle.
Marines have nic names like Devil Dog, or Leatherneck because they are bona fide bad asses proven the world over in all forms of combat. See4 is trying to argue the counter, which makes little sense since the only people who would believe that drivel are most certainly mentally unstable and incapable of interpreting reality correctly.
To do the same job in the Marines that you can do in the Air Force ( yes the Marines has the 6th largest air force in the world) requires a higher ASVAB score than the AIr Force equivalent. Since there are no combat elements in the Air Force, its lowest acceptable score would be higher than the Marines, but you are trying to make a direct comparison when that method has severe flaws which i just pointed out.
Hey you Air Force guys are valuable to the current method of warfare, no doubt extremely effective, but only a complete dumbass would argue that the Air Force in any way has better marksmen or combat prowess than the Marines.
For some reason I just don't see that being the reality, I would think it true if the subject of your ire was someone like Cheezus or something though.
I was thinking to myself, "shit I got more single action revolvers than he has in total guns". Then realized I sold one of my Colt New Frontiers last week. A sad day, but it got much better when I then purchased my first Winchester model 42 double diamond.
Until you take them out of their swimming pool.
How many guns can you guys shoot at a time?
desert dude
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Let's see, wages paid are a direct input cost to things produced, yet raising the input cost to products has absolutely no affect on the price of the product. You left wing intellectual giants wonder why you are subject to ridicule.
Democratic economics 101, dude, input prices have no affect on output prices!
desert dude
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No disrespect to the AF intended here, but the Coast Guard has the highest standards of all the services, and it is the most difficult to get in...
Full disclosure: I served in the US Army, but my son has been accepted into the Coast Guard.
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