at a campout festival with my buddies (2). had our canopy over top of the hood of the car, tent on the right side of the canopy, and a tent opposite of the car, and a parachute dangling over the one free side. so just for a mental image it was semi enclosed but still open on each corner/above the tents. I had brough a foldup toilet because i will do my best to never have to use a portopotty. i had taken a dump earlier in the day while my buddies had there backs turned blocking the most open corner sitting smoking a bowl, took forever for me to grow a pair and do it. sooo 5 hours and 5 tabs later each, one of my friends had finally gotten the opportunity to take a shit after having to go for hours and couldnt cause we had ppl at our campsite like all day. so me and the other friend do the same thing they did for me, backs turned sitting smoking hash bowls, EXCEPT we were dying laughing! we literally were all laughing so hard neighbors were looking over. when i said " sittin ona toilet! " and kept repeating it we were crying. so as my buddy is mid shit another guy we know walks back and just hears us laughing and sees him taking a shit. he starts cracking up, so my buddy is like done at this point so we all turn around uncontrollably laughing and the guy who just walked back was like "dude why arent your underwear on?" he holds up his underwear to show us he pissed himself while tryin to dump and then proceeds to tell us he didnt even shit! and had a big wet mark on the back of his shorts bahahaha
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