smokinheavy79
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I have some retarded shit going on. Couldn't begin to explain it.
don't bring the heat here!! log off log off!! hahaha jk

I have some retarded shit going on. Couldn't begin to explain it.
I have it...now I just have to figure skype out..lol..JK..,my mini laptop is all set-up, but I've never used skype on this one, I'm always on the bigger keyboards...I gatta get a new phone for christmas, my phone is so old the camera was a new function when I got it!...forget the internet, it doesn't even let me surf...lol.I doubt it, lol. You added me yet?
Since I joined this forum my grammar has, dare I say it, gone to pot.
I got Kid Rocks version in my head ,literally, on the i poddon't bring the heat here!! log off log off!! hahaha jkon 3rd 32 bud heavy, and 4th bowl of mr nice guy... i got feel like making love jamming in my head!!
I hope you all get budd rott!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!mother fuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if its in my house it is on fire bro... no chance of any form of rot...
match a boul bro? (wishing i had some)
make sure he inhales...punch him in the stomach to make sure there was smoke in there too...it's the only way...lol
that takes me back...
what?? brings back memory's of a big redneck making you inhale his dick in jail
...is she hot?my chinese roommate is a fucking bitch...I don't know what the fuck her problem is. She keeps putting things on the top of the fridge so it's teetering over and as soon as you open the fridge or freezer it falls down. She just tried to get me with a jar of peanut butter...a glass jar of old fashioned peanut butter with the fucking top off. What a fucking asshole. I'll fuck her shit up...need to think of pranks I can pull
old fashioned peanut butter is very liquidy
...is she hot?
...she sounds frisky!...send us a pic?my chinese roommate is a fucking bitch...I don't know what the fuck her problem is. She keeps putting things on the top of the fridge so it's teetering over and as soon as you open the fridge or freezer it falls down. She just tried to get me with a jar of peanut butter...a glass jar of old fashioned peanut butter with the fucking top off. What a fucking asshole. I'll fuck her shit up...need to think of pranks I can pull
old fashioned peanut butter is very liquidy
Ho.Ly.Shit
I just got a text from an ex homophobic school friend of mine saying she's discovered she's bisexual and asking me to fuck her 0_0
Could record this for um research. Would work well as a documentary on the female mind and shyness?No, I'm a nude model for her life painting every couple of months and I'd flirt jokingly with her because It freaked her out. She's cute and skinny. No I will not eat her ass...
This is a learning exercise. She's terrified of dating a girl she really really likes and not knowing what to do. So I'm... Um... Showing her.
She's a terribly nervous creature, and I'm one of the few she doesn't mind being a little 'out of character' with.