Troll Wars II aka Greatest Thread Ever pt 1

xKuroiTaimax said:
I doubt it, lol. You added me yet?

Since I joined this forum my grammar has, dare I say it, gone to pot.
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I have it...now I just have to figure skype out..lol..JK..,my mini laptop is all set-up, but I've never used skype on this one, I'm always on the bigger keyboards...I gatta get a new phone for christmas, my phone is so old the camera was a new function when I got it!...forget the internet, it doesn't even let me surf...lol.
 
make sure he inhales...punch him in the stomach to make sure there was smoke in there too...it's the only way...lol
 
my chinese roommate is a fucking bitch...I don't know what the fuck her problem is. She keeps putting things on the top of the fridge so it's teetering over and as soon as you open the fridge or freezer it falls down. She just tried to get me with a jar of peanut butter...a glass jar of old fashioned peanut butter with the fucking top off. What a fucking asshole. I'll fuck her shit up...need to think of pranks I can pull

old fashioned peanut butter is very liquidy
 
D.B.Doober said:
my chinese roommate is a fucking bitch...I don't know what the fuck her problem is. She keeps putting things on the top of the fridge so it's teetering over and as soon as you open the fridge or freezer it falls down. She just tried to get me with a jar of peanut butter...a glass jar of old fashioned peanut butter with the fucking top off. What a fucking asshole. I'll fuck her shit up...need to think of pranks I can pull

old fashioned peanut butter is very liquidy
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...is she hot?
 
D.B.Doober said:
my chinese roommate is a fucking bitch...I don't know what the fuck her problem is. She keeps putting things on the top of the fridge so it's teetering over and as soon as you open the fridge or freezer it falls down. She just tried to get me with a jar of peanut butter...a glass jar of old fashioned peanut butter with the fucking top off. What a fucking asshole. I'll fuck her shit up...need to think of pranks I can pull

old fashioned peanut butter is very liquidy
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...she sounds frisky!...send us a pic?
 
Ho.Ly.Shit

I just got a text from an ex homophobic school friend of mine saying she's discovered she's bisexual and asking me to fuck her 0_0
 
..^^...I was waiting for a responce to that...lol

...sounds like she can't get a man and is desperate...she probable got huge since she seen her last...lol
 
No, I'm a nude model for her life painting every couple of months and I'd flirt jokingly with her because It freaked her out. She's cute and skinny. No I will not eat her ass...

This is a learning exercise. She's terrified of dating a girl she really really likes and not knowing what to do. So I'm... Um... Showing her.

She's a terribly nervous creature, and I'm one of the few she doesn't mind being a little 'out of character' with.
 
xKuroiTaimax said:
No, I'm a nude model for her life painting every couple of months and I'd flirt jokingly with her because It freaked her out. She's cute and skinny. No I will not eat her ass...

This is a learning exercise. She's terrified of dating a girl she really really likes and not knowing what to do. So I'm... Um... Showing her.

She's a terribly nervous creature, and I'm one of the few she doesn't mind being a little 'out of character' with.
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Could record this for um research. Would work well as a documentary on the female mind and shyness?
 
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