Hookabelly
Well-Known Member
True (don't like disney land)
NP is on the naughty list this year
NP is on the naughty list this year
No, I got enough friction from a fraction.True, isn't that normal?
Np stuck their erection in a whole in an attempt to alleviate pressure
True, because my friends wife works at jelly belly and she used to bring home shit loads of them for us all.No, I got enough friction from a fraction.
NP hates jellybeans
True, they are better than water when very ripe.True!
in a pinch, the NP has used a banana for lube
Way fucking true.
Next poster beats off more than 4 times a day.
TrueWay fucking true.
Next poster beats off more than 4 times a day.
falseFalse
Np grew at least a pound of weed this year
You forgot the np questionTrue. I've come to make sure you spend eternity in my Kingdom for the excessive drinking and pedophilia. Can't wait 'til you get here, I'm saving some fava beans and a nice chianti. I'll see you in a few weeks...