truly the easiest way to grow for beginers or advanced.

whats goin on guys,
i just want to let you all in on the true and simple way to grow and have the best mary jane you have ever smoked. please email me at [email protected] if this information is false in any way, because to the best of my knowlege it is true 100% and has worked for me several times, but if you cant make it work i would appreciate if you would let me know so i can fix it for everyone else. and i do suggest that you read this whole article in its entirety because this is the first on of these ive ever done and it is pretty un organized. now that were done with the useless crap, lets get to the good part:
growing marijuanna is one of the easiest things you can do. it is a weed so it will grow almost anywhere. the trick is growing the good weed. what you want to do to start is get a cup (like a cardboard cup that you grow regular things from garden department in) and you want to start with the right kind of dirt. just any old dirt would work but to make it good you want to use the right kind. now the kind of dirt isnt as important as the manure you use. the trick is to use rabbit crap. rabbit crap is 98% nitrogen and has the highest percent nitrogen level of any other common animal. a chicken comes close but chicken crap is disgusting so dont use that. but anyway when you make the dirt in the cup do a layer of dirt and then a layer of rabbit crap and then a layer of dirt and then a layer of rabbit crap, all the way up to the top, then bury your seed in the the "dirt". some people say that you should soak you seeds over night, and that may be true, but it isnt as important as they say. it really doesnt make that much of a difference. so let your plant grow untill it is about 2 inches tall. this is when it gets important. the most important part in fact: you have to make the change from the starting cup to the permanant pot. after the swap you will have about 2 weeks that you will have to watch it very closely because the trama from the swap could possibly kill the plant. now what i used as my permanant pot was just a regular planters pot. i treated it the same way i would any other plant. if your doing it like most people then your growing inside, so you need to designate a space, such as a closet, and set the lights up. i wont go into what kind of lights or all that because that could take forever, but what i will say is that the height is very important. if it is too high then the plant will chase the light and the heat and go up and be very tall but it will be thin, and the fatter it is the more buds it will produce. on the other hand if the lights are to low then it will grow really fat and have alot of buds but the problem with that is that it will grow tall and if it gets too close the tops of the plants will burn and that is very bad. we definatly dont want that. the perfect height will make the plant tall and fat and it will grow many buds. and i am sorry but i will have to be honest and say that i really dont remember how far away to put the lights. its been a good while since ive done this. but someone else may know the exact hieght to suggest trying. other than that its just trial and error. sorry. another improtant thing that will really help is if you make a "sheild" behind the plant with carboard and alluminum foil. what you do is take the carboard and fold it into threes, kind of like a display board if you know what im talking about, and cover it with alluminum foil. what this will do is reflect the heat and light from the grow lights and reflect it on to the plant. this will halp but if you do that you want to put the light a little in front of the plant. i wouldnt do this the first time because it is kind of advanced but after you do it the first time it will be easier. but after the transaction from starting planter cup to final growing pot it is pretty simple. all it is it watering and watching the lights. check on it daily and make sure its still doing good. as most people know it takes about 4 months to be comepletly mature and when it is okay to start salvaging off your plant. what you want to do if make sure you wait untill your buds off producing seeds because if it is good weed then you definatly want more of the same kind and the only way is to have the seeds off that plant. that takes 4-6 months. but remember that the wait is completly worth it. imagine it as planting a money tree. the longer you let it grow the more benjies it will put out. :lol: now if i didnt put enough information on here or if you have any further questions regarding this please feel free to email me. i will make another one of these on how to salvage you plant once its grown to satisfaction.:leaf: i would also appreciate an email letting me know if it is good and it has or if you think it will help you. thanks. later.
 

riddleme

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Is this a joke? there is so much wrong with what you wrote some of the worst advice I have ever seen. Not hatin on ya just curious?

also and seriously you should edit your email out, very doubtful anyone would email you with only one post and unless your already dea, they might, or perhaps knock on your door?

Good Luck
 

Ledhed

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I agree with riddleme,on your post being some of the worst misinformation. Yes, it is just a weed and will grow almost anywhere, under almost any conditions, but your advice is some of the worst I've seen. You need to do some reading on here and learn a real way to grow. Lots of good advice on here for newbs.
 
this was a joke. nothing in this post pretends to hold reality and if anyone knows how i would love to know how to delete this post and my account.
 

KlosetKing

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yes iam quite pleased that all of my growing needs have been met by this sole individual and his first post on a forum filled with experienced growers.
 

slomoking13

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Really....?:clap:... After all these years i finally realize that if i would have just been using the right kind of poop for fertilizer and some aluminum foil i would have been pullin some major "benjis" out of my plants:wall: ... You could have just said plant some seeds outside and watch them grow, it would have been more solid and truthful advice. I don't even know why i open threads with titles like this anymore.... humor i suppose.
 

ICantBelieveItsNotBud

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This kid is really dumb... All his advice was crap, i am a new grower and i caught lots of the false info. Then after a couple people make fun of his shitty thread he says his friend made an account with his email and wrote this. Then he edits it later to say it was all a joke. Do you really think everyone here is a dumbass? We have a lot of good growers here and you with your first post try to act like a tight shit grower and tell us how to do it. Gratz and i think your dealer has been selling you catnip cause you are dumb.
 

BlazaBlaze

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hahaha im guessing this was whoever wrote this making an attempt to prank whoever's email that is. Hahaha so he put someone's email who he wanted to get back at so people on here would send them lots of emails telling them how dumb they are
 

Blazed Hippie

Active Member
hahaha im guessing this was whoever wrote this making an attempt to prank whoever's email that is. Hahaha so he put someone's email who he wanted to get back at so people on here would send them lots of emails telling them how dumb they are
good thought im gonna go with believing that lol. I hope to god theres noone out there like this lol
 
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