TTT's Adventure Log

tip top toker

tip top toker

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nope, just a pic of the other cheese, which i refered to as early girl :P nice and confusing :lol:

i don't seem to be responsible enough to handle the cheese :P
 
tip top toker

tip top toker

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haha, i had a bottle of red wine with dinner then had 3 or 4 pints of stella, lit up a smoke and konked out. i recall trying to play spore on the tv on the other side of the room and i just couldn't focus on anything, anything or absolutely anything
 
dura72

dura72

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i ended up back in the pub, got a taxi down to find out if i had left my mobile then ended up getting blasted on crazy vimto's, fuckin misses stomped in an hour later with the kids and read me the riot act much to the amusement of my fellow drinkers, so i fobbed here off with bs and sat and got smashed, i couldnt leave early coz i thought the barmaid might invite me back to hers.....i am going to shag her at some point.......oh yes i am....
 
dura72

dura72

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she keeps catchin me with dodgy texts on my fone and i have to get real inventive with reasons for having texts such as 'would u wear the stockings when u come down......' and 'have u got ur knee high boots on.....' lol. i am truly the architect of my own destruction.
 
dura72

dura72

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yup, im just modern caring man, i believe that woman are more than equal and we should aplaud them for all there abilities and get in touch with our emotions and feminine side............aye right, i'll come out wi that shit if i think its gaunna get me a shag at a barmaid or a drunk sociology student
 
tip top toker

tip top toker

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today is going to be shite! that is my prediction

was up after just a handful of hours sleep due to me being a tard, to find that my car is kapoot. everything works just dandy, except the parking break won't realease. been crawling around in the shite on the side of the road with a torch and a hammer but to no avail, now my hair is full of crap, i'm all muddy and i am 2 hours late for work. and being the only one available to work, it's presenting a few problems!

oh, and all that stella has given me a very crappy helping hand today. BAH!
 
dura72

dura72

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woke up this morning, although i was up 4 times thru the nite feeding my sprog, to find my girlfriend absolutely wasted on the couch lookin like sumthin outta a saw film, she'd drank 3 bottles of wine, 1 minature of whiskey and half a bottle of nightnurse. needless to say i'm not a happy chappy, and ive got to drive to glasgow, right into the city centre later on with virtually no sleep. this is going to be one of those days..........
 
mr west

mr west

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Bad shit mate, my gf dunt drink anything nice lol, shes still kaputo fast asleep tho as we race towards the afternoon and i gota go up town to get a pacel from the post office depot lol, hope it dunt smell like what it is lol or ill be spending the afternoon with the popo. Happy days lol
 
dura72

dura72

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tip top , take the back wheel off, hit the brake caliper a dink with ur hammer and try it then, if that dont work do the other side, if it hasnt released at that point just put the car in gear and gently try to let the clutch out and it should free the brake. alternatively put it in first, rev it to 5000 and pop the clutch.
 
dura72

dura72

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the useless bitch has got another 40 mins in bed and then i'm gonna go up and plant my size 9 on her arse, i'm a grumpy bastard when im tired....
 
Don Gin and Ton

Don Gin and Ton

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hahaha well this is a thread full o joy today haahahah

i was up till 2 babysitting for friends its teething but the bairn was good as gold i was well ahppy, drank myself to oblivion then the missus drove us yem! my stupid body clock got me up at exactly 8 hours later tho:(

hope your motors sorted ttt.

n westy dont tell me you missed the posty!?!
 
mr west

mr west

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I was awak at 9 but drifted off for 20 mins and thats wen he came and tickeled my front door wih a feather. I shall feel the fear of collecting it and do it anyway i want my matchbox rolls royce lol
 
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