turn ons for men and woman. lets talk dirty lol

Seems like everytime I smoke it goes for 2 hrs, im 23 and she's 22. We been together over 8 yrs and know eachother well. She cant deep throat but she can swallow 5 inches, I wish I could put a pic on here but id hate to see my gf all over the internet lol
 

smellzlikeskunkyum

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hope this aint too off subject... but, i dig bigger girls. bbw's i geuss lol. big boobs and nice curves! i just cannot get anything out of a little skinny chick. no offense all you pretty skinny girls out there!
 

Ndodson79605

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I can't do a girl without curves and dds drive me crazy lol but my gf is not skinny but normal id ssy. Size 7 jeans.
Mmmhm. Not a big fan of those super skinny chicks. I mean, I went through the shallow phase in JR High and High School, but now that I'm older, I realize that chicks with curves are sexier than chicks that look like Skeletor. Plus, when your bone rubs against her bones, it don't feel pleasant. But if there's some meat on them bones, best believe I'm diving into the silk pond. Lol. That's why I love my wife. She's 4'11", thick, and wears it well. Nice round booty. Perky DD's. And well.....I think I gotta go wake her up from her nap. Giggity!
 

Padawanbater2

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hope this aint too off subject... but, i dig bigger girls. bbw's i geuss lol. big boobs and nice curves! i just cannot get anything out of a little skinny chick. no offense all you pretty skinny girls out there!
I've only ever slept with bigger girls, though I'd love to try out a petite chick. I've seen plenty of pictures of both, I still find bigger girls very attractive, but since I've never been with the smaller, compact, petite frame, I'm kind of dying to try it out. Seems like they'd be easier to pick up and move, put em in any position.. that sort of thing.. But big tits are hard to find on a petite frame, and those that you do are usually already with someone.. That's an interesting, and quite appealing frame. Small body, big tits. Most are already taken, and the ones that aren't are usually a bit nutty! Been with one larger girl who gave head like her life depended on it, so that's a definite myth! They say bigger girls give better head, but in my experiences, it's false. Better girls give better head. Those that like it, it's all about enthusiasm, not size. Even watching porn can tell you that much.. I just saw a clip of a woman who you could blatantly tell liked giving head, I want to send this clip out to every girl I know, but that'd be creepy. Every girl here, on RIU should PM me and ask me for this clip, because THIS is what your guy wants!

I look up how to give better head to a woman, I research it, do they? Am I meeting the wrong women?

To be honest, I feel like I've only ever been with sexually selfish women, besides maybe one.. Other than that, they've all been in it for themselves, especially the last.. What a pain in the ass that is..
 

Padawanbater2

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Mmmhm. Not a big fan of those super skinny chicks. I mean, I went through the shallow phase in JR High and High School, but now that I'm older, I realize that chicks with curves are sexier than chicks that look like Skeletor. Plus, when your bone rubs against her bones, it don't feel pleasant. But if there's some meat on them bones, best believe I'm diving into the silk pond. Lol. That's why I love my wife. She's 4'11", thick, and wears it well. Nice round booty. Perky DD's. And well.....I think I gotta go wake her up from her nap. Giggity!
Piiiiiiiiiiiics!
 

Doobius1

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The bigger the cushion the sweeter the pushin
The looser the waistband the deeper the quicksand
Big Bottoms drive me outta my mind
How can I leave this 'behind'
 

st0wandgrow

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*raises hands* just before thanksgiving was the last time I went three hours. Best sex of my life lol, including the best bj. Up until then I didn't care for bj's but now I love em! lol and older women are the best. Mid 20's and up kthanks (coming from someone who's 18, so that is older for me). I don't like the stupid slutty college chicks unless they are ridiculous hot which I luckily was able to get with one like that once. But of course being in college she was kind of crazy >< I like them more mature. :)
I hear ya on the BJ's. I'm very visual, and the sight of a vagina/ass really gets me off. Looking down at someone sucking lil' st0w ...... not so much. It feels good and all, but I can go days without popping the cork from a BJ.
 

cannabineer

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I hear ya on the BJ's. I'm very visual, and the sight of a vagina/ass really gets me off. Looking down at someone sucking lil' st0w ...... not so much. It feels good and all, but I can go days without popping the cork from a BJ.
69 ftw!
Not only do you get Oral Bobberts, but the especial joy of something held wide open in extreme close-up!
 

hereshegrows

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I hope to keep this classy gentlemen, but from the female prospective, what turns us on is knowing that we turn you on. Making a woman feel appreciated for her beauty can really heat things up...say something nice...spend time touching us with our cloths on first...let us know you want us and we drive you crazy with desire and we'll be happy to please you in return...(well, me anyway;) the best lover I've ever know would take his time kissing and caressing me, he would take my cloths and tug them tight, synching them around me. Then he'd press himself against me letting me know what I was in for...he would lift me and pin me and would let me feel his strength...ooooh I miss him.
 

st0wandgrow

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I hope to keep this classy gentlemen, but from the female prospective, what turns us on is knowing that we turn you on. Making a woman feel appreciated for her beauty can really heat things up...say something nice...spend time touching us with our cloths on first...let us know you want us and we drive you crazy with desire and we'll be happy to please you in return...(well, me anyway;) the best lover I've ever know would take his time kissing and caressing me, he would take my cloths and tug them tight, synching them around me. Then he'd press himself against me letting me know what I was in for...he would lift me and pin me and would let me feel his strength...ooooh I miss him.
<st0wandgrow taking notes> :-)
 

D3monic

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Turn ons or fettishes? I'm attracted to preggo's for some reason. maybe thus the 3 kids. Not like the last couple months preggo though. Everything has its limits.
Red heads, but not carrot tops.
A lil bj and prostate massage will do the trick
love a nice ass more than anything. Got to have the right texture though. Not too hard or soft.
Sex, I can go all night but give me some play time and I can make my self cum just playing wif her. LOVE making them squirt. Nothings more satisfying than her writhing on the bed soaking wet trembling out of it like a cat on catnip.
 

D3monic

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The Internet is a sausage fest

Go into a lesbian chat room... It's all dudes.
Wouldn't be able to tell the difference either way. Still talkin nascar and mullets :p

btw am I the only one that noticed the PT cruizer turned into a dike mobile? I mean like 97% of the time. The drivers all look exactly the same. Heavy set obviously gay woman with mens haircut and 50/50 chance of glasses.
 

JustAnotherUser

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LOVE the thread hahahaha fucking awesome storys, i've been with bigger and skinny girls, has to be the bigger girls for me, not fat like obese , just curvy, they got the things i like to grab hold of
I do need me an older chick though, that i haven't done yet, something along these lines... i'm not asking too much am i??
names Carol vorderman for anyone wondering, she won rear of the year 2012 and hosted the tv show countdown here in the UK. dat asssss !!!
 

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