UFO to appear over US TODAY
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ZeHgS
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OMG I laughed so hard at your signature lolwhat the fuck?
how did you even find that link?.
the internet is great.
but
also can be a crock of shit.
Mattplusness
Well-Known Member
you're getting this information on a GOD website and expecting it to be true. thats all i gotta say.
Therion
Well-Known Member
The Aliens Are Coming!
Gregor Former Oct 13, 2008
Those who move in circles less esoteric or do not spend time time trolling the weirder corners of the World Wide Wacky are probably not aware of the buzz surrounding tomorrow, October 14th. If you think this is a joke, just head on over to your favorite search engine and type in 'October 14 UFO' and you'll find a plethora of information on the supposed arrival of the mothership filled with beneficent alien beings from Galactic Command or some other branch of the galactic heirarchy. (Personally we prefer our motherships full of funk!) Okay, more than likely you still think it is a joke. That's fine. Joke or not, The Bastard is ready for any and all possibilities and is prepared to extend our dissent to these denizens of other worlds. (Or is it actors in the Illuminati sideshow Project Blue Beam???)
A few things strike me about these supposed aliens come to rescue us from ourselves. The first thing is how they all look like Hitler's wet dream made manifest, with the possible exception of the wistful look in their eyes. Hitler was more interested in Aryans with a menacing look, but, either way, it would appear that they are nothing but a bunch of Space Crackers: they will be 'manifesting' in the skies above the southern United States. Great. Just what the Earth needs: another bunch of white folks telling everybody how they should live. Perhaps this is all just one final last ditch attempt by McCain to win the Presidency: look how advanced these white aliens are, can you afford to let America be run by a black man? The next thing that is interesting about these supposed higher beings is their membership in what appear to be militaryesque structures of hierarchy. They represent Galactic Command or Ashtar Command and have Earth-based emissaries with names like: Commander Adama. Yeah, that's right, Commander Adama. Those old enough may immediately recognize that name, as it was Lorne Greene's character in the original Battlestar Galactica. Is it just me, or does the notion of beings who are highly evolved still running around saluting those of higher rank stink to high heaven? Furthermore, haven't these aliens ever seen Star Trek? Don't they know about The Prime Directive??
If humans are to evolve enough to get past our imminent self destruction, then it will only be by rejecting these relationships of inequal power. All the sad sordid history of our planet can be boiled down to assholes in charge making decisions that negatively impact everyone else. Some twat's ego needs to be inflated or has been slighted and everyone else pays. But we humans have spent so much time caught within these hierachical structures that we feel it is the norm and then project that norm upon the unseen. Our deities are power-mad mentalcases who torture souls for eternity for having the cheek to not believe in them, wipe out whole peoples for the sins of a few, demand blood sacrifice to appease their irrational need for veneration, and so on.
So it is no surprise that our supposed saviors from the stars are also locked in a pyramid of ascending power and control, regardless of their alleged good intentions, because humans are still incapable of conceiving any interrelation that does not involve someone above and another below. This need creates people who feel that because they have been let in on the secret of the coming alien presence that they will somehow get a job as junior space cadet or be allowed to administer the restructuring of the human power system into some new version of the same old thing.
Is there intelligent life beyond our planet? One would hope so, as there doesn't appear to be any here. Are we about to be visited by a superior alien race that will solve all our problems? Don't hold your breath. Besides, if it takes the intervention of others for humans to evolve, can we really have been said to evolve? No. Our evolution must come from ourselves in our own ugly human way: when faced with imminent extinction with no possible means of avoiding it, then we'll finally come around. Or maybe not. Regardless, if these aliens show up tomorrow, they better not expect The Bastard to be praising their overlordship.
Gregor Former Oct 13, 2008
Those who move in circles less esoteric or do not spend time time trolling the weirder corners of the World Wide Wacky are probably not aware of the buzz surrounding tomorrow, October 14th. If you think this is a joke, just head on over to your favorite search engine and type in 'October 14 UFO' and you'll find a plethora of information on the supposed arrival of the mothership filled with beneficent alien beings from Galactic Command or some other branch of the galactic heirarchy. (Personally we prefer our motherships full of funk!) Okay, more than likely you still think it is a joke. That's fine. Joke or not, The Bastard is ready for any and all possibilities and is prepared to extend our dissent to these denizens of other worlds. (Or is it actors in the Illuminati sideshow Project Blue Beam???)
A few things strike me about these supposed aliens come to rescue us from ourselves. The first thing is how they all look like Hitler's wet dream made manifest, with the possible exception of the wistful look in their eyes. Hitler was more interested in Aryans with a menacing look, but, either way, it would appear that they are nothing but a bunch of Space Crackers: they will be 'manifesting' in the skies above the southern United States. Great. Just what the Earth needs: another bunch of white folks telling everybody how they should live. Perhaps this is all just one final last ditch attempt by McCain to win the Presidency: look how advanced these white aliens are, can you afford to let America be run by a black man? The next thing that is interesting about these supposed higher beings is their membership in what appear to be militaryesque structures of hierarchy. They represent Galactic Command or Ashtar Command and have Earth-based emissaries with names like: Commander Adama. Yeah, that's right, Commander Adama. Those old enough may immediately recognize that name, as it was Lorne Greene's character in the original Battlestar Galactica. Is it just me, or does the notion of beings who are highly evolved still running around saluting those of higher rank stink to high heaven? Furthermore, haven't these aliens ever seen Star Trek? Don't they know about The Prime Directive??
If humans are to evolve enough to get past our imminent self destruction, then it will only be by rejecting these relationships of inequal power. All the sad sordid history of our planet can be boiled down to assholes in charge making decisions that negatively impact everyone else. Some twat's ego needs to be inflated or has been slighted and everyone else pays. But we humans have spent so much time caught within these hierachical structures that we feel it is the norm and then project that norm upon the unseen. Our deities are power-mad mentalcases who torture souls for eternity for having the cheek to not believe in them, wipe out whole peoples for the sins of a few, demand blood sacrifice to appease their irrational need for veneration, and so on.
So it is no surprise that our supposed saviors from the stars are also locked in a pyramid of ascending power and control, regardless of their alleged good intentions, because humans are still incapable of conceiving any interrelation that does not involve someone above and another below. This need creates people who feel that because they have been let in on the secret of the coming alien presence that they will somehow get a job as junior space cadet or be allowed to administer the restructuring of the human power system into some new version of the same old thing.
Is there intelligent life beyond our planet? One would hope so, as there doesn't appear to be any here. Are we about to be visited by a superior alien race that will solve all our problems? Don't hold your breath. Besides, if it takes the intervention of others for humans to evolve, can we really have been said to evolve? No. Our evolution must come from ourselves in our own ugly human way: when faced with imminent extinction with no possible means of avoiding it, then we'll finally come around. Or maybe not. Regardless, if these aliens show up tomorrow, they better not expect The Bastard to be praising their overlordship.
tckfui
Well-Known Member
In the beginning GOD created Earth and man on earth. He did not create aliens or any other species of life outside the atmosphere, just because they wont survive. The possibility of aliens is less then ZERO. Think about it. I Will be laughing from the 14 October for three days long just thinking of you guys waiting for some weird aliens.
haha some people are soo silly. it seems he thinks our planet is the only one with an atmosphere
haha some people are soo silly. it seems he thinks our planet is the only one with an atmosphere
data
Well-Known Member
thats because there illegal.most aliens dont make it past Florida
UnderPhire
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Oh shit guys i just turned on the news and the aliens are hovering over alabama right now on cnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Microdizzey
Well-Known Member
THEY'RE INVADING!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Philly_Buddah
New Member
Is there any way to EVEN TELL if this shit is happening rite now? I mean its not like the media would be allowed to see that shit. Plus Alabama (of all fucking places) has a population of like 2 ppl per sq mile and none of them have cameras, the aliens chose a real stupid place to appear.
If this doesnt happen at all and theres no sign of it I think Blossom Goodchild or whatever is gonna start getting death threats from the alien nerds lol. Noone is gonna believe that person again.
If this doesnt happen at all and theres no sign of it I think Blossom Goodchild or whatever is gonna start getting death threats from the alien nerds lol. Noone is gonna believe that person again.
UnderPhire
Well-Known Member
i wish that shit was real though, would be more interesting than watching the stock market die and campaign coverage on the news. I can see it now, "on the lighter side of the news aliens made an appearance over alabama today, wait, oh what is this we have some breaking news, Obama just bought a new tie at a department store lets go interview him on his choice"
