uh... no officer, I don't have "NOTHING" in my vehicle!!

Smoker4life420

Active Member
Give me the usual "you got any bombs, grenades, rocket launchers" etc.. speech and odd questions! you're funny young cop but I was probably smoking when you was born. pretty sure at that very moment. Its fine tear my car apart. you ain't finding nothing! not that slack!
 

Downtowntillman

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I hate that BS speech. well I did actually leave my RPG at home damn... on all days you hassle me.. Never travel with no more than you can ingest! there's your wisdom for the day.
 

bird mcbride

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I quit driving. Now that I take the bus I'm not being held up all the time and I'm never late anymore. I got a no licience ticket on my birthday and a no registration ticket and towed, took plates from a vehicle that was legal. All charges were dropped but by that time I already scrapped the van because you can't have an unplated vehicle in your yard. More sh*t than I can handle. Apparently it's ok for police to smash out vehicle windows while your standing there watching and then give you a five day ticket to fix it or else. "Like" I said, more crap than I can afford.
 

Smoker4life420

Active Member
well it's fine. no strip search. No broken property. sitting at home toking. all in all decent trip to the store. oh wait my toaster oven just went off. pizza is ready!!! sry bbs
 

Downtowntillman

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Damn.. sure you heard this before. "I already have engulfed the entire plate" maybe not stated as to that nature but means the same as... "Man i eat that shit!!" No worries though, there is always more but you might wanna wait for my meatloaf!!! It is a marvelous meal. especially with the sides... yep mash potatoes... corn... damn it tillman.... you are awesome!! think I just had an out of body experience!!...
 

Downtowntillman

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Outstanding ! I need a pool boy.

Oh wait, I need a pool too.
Damn :cry:



Lol.. me too... Imagine your perfect chicken breast!! ok.. Wrap it in bacon (depending on the size, decides the number of pieces of bacon) whatever your cooking method. I like to fry in a pan. wrapping in bacon prevents burning the chicken and drying the outer layer out. A little virgin olive oil and butter heated to desired temperature At the last mins of cooking, pull out lather with mayo and return to heat. (sorry about the clean up) then return to pan. The mayo will brown a layer. Great taste then add to whatever. Sandwich, baked potato, tortilla etc.. damn I actually started this post then half way through, decided I was hungry. now I am eating... finishing this post. love my MJ
 

Metasynth

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Just had a sub from Capriottis, delicious. We split "the Bobbie" which is pulled turkey, cranberry, stuffing, and mayo. They cook their own turkeys there, not many places do that.
 
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