Ultimate Freak-the-fuck-out of Freak Outs. (Winter Woman please don't read this)

cannabineer said:

Do you look under the guise a lot? cn

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GreatwhiteNorth said:

Damn it Carne - I've got the itchies now just thinking of that.
Here's another for you.

A couple of years ago in Arkansas I was sawing up a cedar tree that had come down & was wearing just a pair of short, tee shirt & tennis shoes - my lower legs kind tickled a bit & when I looked down my legs were brown . . . and moving.
Apparently I was standing in a Tick nest & billions of these pin head sized fuckers were firmly ensconced in as far up as my nether region & headed north !!
I quickly stripped off my shoes & clothes, jumped on the tractor & took off for the house after slapping/brushing off as many as I could.
From there into the shower in a scene no doubt reminiscent of your own.
Damn I hate bugs !

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cannabineer said:

Do you look under the guise a lot? cn

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sunni said:

hmmm seems like the time, i bought a half oz and smoked a shitthen picked upa huge nug for me and friend went to rip it apart and grindit when i noticed a giant fucking sac of larva, like white cotton with little baby worms or something in it and then freaked out because we just smoked like 2 grams of shit without noticing if there was a giant sack of larva in it...

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Winter Woman said:

Yuck, now that is just down right icky. Did you say anything to the person that gave it to you?

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sunni said:

hmmm seems like the time, i bought a half oz and smoked a shitthen picked upa huge nug for me and friend went to rip it apart and grindit when i noticed a giant fucking sac of larva, like white cotton with little baby worms or something in it and then freaked out because we just smoked like 2 grams of shit without noticing if there was a giant sack of larva in it...

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Winter Woman said:

How silly of me? What was I thinking? Bug bomb the house. LOL. If you didn't do that after the Tarantula you'll never do it.

Natural spider killer or preventative: take one cup of vinegar, one cup of pepper, a teaspoon of oil and liquid soap. Put it into a spray bottle and spray along the outside of your outside door and along windows; refresh after it rains. I don't know if it works but it made me feel better.

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Carne Seca said:

I look under guys all the time. Are you saying it's weird? Are you threatening me?

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GreatwhiteNorth said:

Damn it Carne - I've got the itchies now just thinking of that.
Here's another for you.

A couple of years ago in Arkansas I was sawing up a cedar tree that had come down & was wearing just a pair of short, tee shirt & tennis shoes - my lower legs kind tickled a bit & when I looked down my legs were brown . . . and moving.
Apparently I was standing in a Tick nest & billions of these pin head sized fuckers were firmly ensconced in as far up as my nether region & headed north !!
I pitched the (still running) chain saw - quickly stripped off my shoes & clothes, jumped on the tractor & took off for the house after slapping/brushing off as many as I could.
From there into the shower in a scene no doubt reminiscent of your own.
Damn I hate bugs !

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cannabineer said:

I'm not touching your Cornholio. cn

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Carne Seca said:

but.... I haven't had corn in weeks.

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TheChosen said:

Carne do you still have two sacks?

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cannabineer said:

You may have to turn in your Southwesterner membership card for that one. cn

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Carne Seca said:

All the fucking time. In 2006 I paid off my car a week before Thanksgiving. I made a plan to save enough money and pay cash for a new one. I was sick of car payments. Two days after Thanksgiving a car pulls out of a side street without looking and totals my car. The airbags bent my left wrist so far back that the leather band snapped on my watch. A month later I was driving a new car with payments higher than my last one and I spent a year going to physical therapy for the injury to my wrist.

Three years ago I got a bad cut on my left leg and ended up with blood poisoning. I ended up in the hospital after emergency surgery. They cut my leg to the bone to drain it. I had to go through three MRSA scrubdowns. Picture the Silkwood radiation exposure shower scene and you have a pretty good idea what I went through. They strip you naked and scrub your ass from head to toe. Nothing is missed inbetwen. Nothing. Then the fucked up surgeon stitched up my wound and sent me home. A week later I was back in the hospital with a wound vac on my leg and a two week stay. Then two months of visits to the wound clinic were they took off the bandages and scrubbed the wound. Scrubbed it. By then I was off all the good pain meds. It was very very painful.

Then there was the bucking barrel incident. My tailbone is still sensitive. And the time I fell off the roof fixing the swamp cooler and into a cedar tree. The list goes on and on.

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Carne Seca said:

LOL I forgot about the tarantula. That damn thing was huge. I had a couple of run-ins with some sun spiders too but not in my bed, thank the Good Lord and all his minions.

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MojoRison said:

4:20 just passed, so I got some long distance revenge for ya Carne, went out to my garden and found that huge spider that's been hanging out for months and blew her a bunch super tokes.

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Winter Woman said:

FORGOT about a TARANTULA! Really?

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Carne Seca said:

I don't know. Is this some white thing that I don't know about? Am I no longer part of the caucasian club? Am I going to be relegated to half of my heritage like O'Bama (may his Irish soul prosper)?

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