LOL, no doubt! It'd be pretty heavy too! After the cardboard failed, I was just looking for anything that would work temporarily, as the plants were getting too big to easily work around. After pouring the extra Hydroton on, I noticed that quite a bit more of the stalks were being held in place by the pellets. So if anything, it would help hold up the plants when they got bigger, as well as block the light, which it did really well.
The totes filled with Hydroton would be kind of cool, for a top-feed, soilless grow. I know growing entirely in Hydroton is doable, but I can't recall seeing anyone actually doing that. Maybe the other mediums tend to work better.