You can't be serious dude
haha yeah well obviously you have never decided to find out where we came from

everything on land today first came from the see, it was in the sea that the first compound chemicals reacted with each other and the molten lava from underneath the sea bed to create the life starting chemical we now call oxygen. This was dispersed up through the water and into our atmosphere creating a whole new area for life to exist, it started with the plants first and then the micro-organisms then single celled life in the ocean that just got multiplied n multiplied n multiplied until it turned into a living feeding creature in the water which then wanted to find out what was outside the water so it created lungs and learnt how to breathe straight oxygen. After that its just been creature's evolving from lizards to dinosaurs then wiped out and after a few more million years it started again but in a different sense to everything being related to lizards and cold blooded creature, also it created warm blooded creature's called mammals along with a crap load of bugs and insects and microscopic bacteria to go along with it, and well you can find out about the monkey thing yourself

So there's your quick crash course on where we come from i hope this has been enlightening for you and anyone else who will take time to read this post
