Unexpected sex... the best sex?

curious2garden

curious2garden

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hempyninja309 said:
This is hilarious haha
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Oh my! it really is. Get the feeling their life is so hard they don't have to work out to stay 'fit'!

Inda I understand... don't worry you won't have to do no steenkeen' jumping jacks. You get to shower as your foreplay :) then I get to burn your clothes :) We can roast marshmallows over them and make smores and hot chocolate mmmmmmm Valrona Caramelia Le Feves melted into whipping cream..... oh gawd so good then you dip your cinnamon graham crackers with hot marshmallow in ..... yup..... orgasm in a cup ;D
 
GreatwhiteNorth

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curious2garden said:
Oh my! it really is. Get the feeling their life is so hard they don't have to work out to stay 'fit'!

Inda I understand... don't worry you won't have to do no steenkeen' jumping jacks. You get to shower as your foreplay :) then I get to burn your clothes :) We can roast marshmallows over them and make smores and hot chocolate mmmmmmm Valrona Caramelia Le Feves melted into whipping cream..... oh gawd so good then you dip your cinnamon graham crackers with hot marshmallow in ..... yup..... orgasm in a cup ;D
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I briefly thought I'd google that for a funny relevant picture to post.

Then reason kicked in & I resisted.
One can only imagine, and I for one would like to keep it that way.
 
Indagrow

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GreatwhiteNorth said:
I briefly thought I'd google that for a funny relevant picture to post.

Then reason kicked in & I resisted.
One can only imagine, and I for one would like to keep it that way.
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literally
nothing, i even used my work computer safe search off and got nothing but a coupe peepees and some dils.. i did see this tho, pretty cool.


oh and c2g we both know where we stand.
 
kinetic

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Nice find Inda! You just helped me pick a random christmas present for someone. There is even animal noses on cups. I like to buy a bunch of stuff and then hand it out to people, figuring out who gets what is half the fun.
 
cannabineer

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curious2garden said:
Thanks Joe, actually it's been a long weekend. I am an autosomal recessive with a mutation on my melanocortin 1 receptor, but that's the least of my issues. I've spent my entire life fighting the recessive genetics I was dealt.

As for the genetics of transgender if anyone had seriously wanted me to clarify they could have asked. Just as I did of CN in post 109, shrug. What I did not say was that I'm aware of NR3C4 replication differences and the neuro studies. Further I'd bet the epi genome plays a much bigger role. But I was NEVER asked. Instead I was INSTRUCTED to go read about genetics. LOL!

But why ask for clarification if you are spoiling for a fight and using the under dog's leverage card to do it. Shrug... But what I stated is precisely where we are today. Unable to do shit other than make you somewhat resemble a female. You are never completely female and the follow up plastics can be brutal, but legally you become one post penectomy not prior. That was my only cavil.

CN all you had to do was clarify that you considered me rude, arrogant, bitch, or whatever and that yes I was correct about the macro genetics. I am disappointed in you. I never thought I'd see intellectual dishonesty from your end!

Anyway yeah I'm an arrogant, opinionated, angry bitch amongst many other perjoratives. I've simply come to accept that I'm more porcupine than cuddly bunny. But I will save your life even if I'm calling you a fucktard to your face while I do it LOL! Oh and I miss the OR. With the OP's attitude we would have all flipped him off as he went under for us to cut off the fiddly parts LOL! Yeah yeah I know it ain't his fiddly parts he wants chopped. But if he changes his mind I'll assist on that one for free!
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Annie, you ARE correct about the macro genetics. I implied otherwise, and I did that badly, and i am wrong. I am also sorry.
I tied to play both sides earlier, and that was a wrong thing.
As for the rest of it, I lay down my preconceptions. Do over?
I ask you to clarify, and i will listen.
cn
 
curious2garden

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cannabineer said:
Annie, you ARE correct about the macro genetics. I implied otherwise, and I did that badly, and i am wrong. I am also sorry.
I tied to play both sides earlier, and that was a wrong thing.
As for the rest of it, I lay down my preconceptions. Do over?
I ask you to clarify, and i will listen.
cn
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About the playing both sides please just ask for clarification or simply call me out. I clarified in post #130 about the genetics. Next time ( and of course there will be a next time ), just call me a raubvotze, k, and let's fight it out directly, please? I just don't have the energy these days for a Ph.D. level arm wrestle. It's why I became a mechanic and not a scientist.

And, of course, thank you for the apology.
 
cannabineer

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curious2garden said:
About the playing both sides please just ask for clarification or simply call me out. I clarified in post #130 about the genetics. Next time ( and of course there will be a next time ), just call me a raubvotze, k, and let's fight it out directly, please? I just don't have the energy these days for a Ph.D. level arm wrestle. It's why I became a mechanic and not a scientist.

And, of course, thank you for the apology.
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Okay. I will. And you are welcome. cn
 
see4

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The best sex is when you actually get to have some. :-( Ya know... with someone else.
 
zhn0k

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meh -- my dick and balls are usually dirty and smelly -- so it's best i'm givin' a head's up before i fuck a bitch.
 
see4

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UncleBuck said:
since ASU is out, so is mill avenue.

your next option is van buren avenue.
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haha, I drove through there on my way to Cabela's the other day. Phoenix is fucking ghetto.. holy cow balls.. that entire place looks run the fuck down.. like Detroit.
 
UncleBuck

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see4 said:
haha, I drove through there on my way to Cabela's the other day. Phoenix is fucking ghetto.. holy cow balls.. that entire place looks run the fuck down.. like Detroit.
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head yourself on up to cave creek and get you some fine, high end cougar on this hot night.
 
see4

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UncleBuck said:
head yourself on up to cave creek and get you some fine, high end cougar on this hot night.
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Thats a hike for right now.. Im in Chandler at the moment. Speaking of hike.. Im doing that in the morning. Going to that "hill" with all the cellphone towers... south mountain or something like that..
 
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