Unlimited messages from gods or unlimited short dicks

neosapien · Jan 27, 2018

You can pick one only

1. Unlimited messages from any omnipotent gods (includes texts and multimedia messages)

OR

2. Unlimited short dicks BUT YOU CANNOT sell the short dicks or make profit from this

which would you pick and why

***I'd definitely take the short dicks. You can fit a lot of short dicks in your mouth!

tyler.durden · Jan 27, 2018

I'll take the gods. Don't want no short dick man...

MrRoboto · Jan 27, 2018

1. Ask gods how many dicks.

neosapien · Jan 27, 2018

tyler.durden said:
I'll take the gods. Don't want no short dick man...

That may be the most 90's video I've ever seen.

Blue Wizard · Jan 27, 2018

tyler.durden said:
I'll take the gods. Don't want no short dick man...

One inch man, lonely soul
Two inch man, two inch man, gimme more
Five steps back, get him back
Three steps up, get him up
Always so lonely, lonely, lonely
Always so lonely, lonely, lonely

Grandpapy · Jan 27, 2018

Can I block? There's more gods then salesmen and some require commission.

Karah · Jan 27, 2018

charface · Jan 27, 2018

Unlimited messages.
I would ask where short dix is?

Probably get lucky once in a while

tyler.durden · Jan 27, 2018

Karah said:

A dozen wieners to the face. That's a great Saturday night...

neosapien · Jan 27, 2018

Karah said:

Those are skinny dicks. Disqualified.

mr sunshine · Jan 27, 2018

neosapien said:
Those are skinny dicks. Disqualified.

They're also room temperature, look how they bend.

neosapien · Jan 27, 2018

neosapien said:
Those are skinny dicks. Disqualified.

Those dicks are not qualified. They are dicksqualified.

Aww man. I ust puffed down for the first time in 50 days. I am fucking ripped.

abalonehx · Jan 27, 2018

Both deals sound great to me as I am a happy,satisfied Xfinity customer for many years. Just sign me up for autopay.

charface · Jan 27, 2018

By unlimited I hope you don't mean
"unlimited "
Like when verizon says it.

Two weeks from now i dint want my small dix coming in at 2g

Metasynth · Jan 27, 2018

Do the text and multimedia messages from gods include dick pics of said gods?

Yeah, I pick that one...

cannabineer · Jan 27, 2018

neosapien said:
You can pick one only

1. Unlimited messages from any omnipotent gods (includes texts and multimedia messages)

OR

2. Unlimited short dicks BUT YOU CANNOT sell the short dicks or make profit from this

which would you pick and why

***I'd definitely take the short dicks. You can fit a lot of short dicks in your mouth!

Well that kills my plan of a derivative play ... selling naked putz

Karah · Jan 27, 2018

neosapien said:
Those are skinny dicks. Disqualified.

you never let me play any of the games :roll:

neosapien · Jan 27, 2018

Karah said:
you never let me play any of the games

Knock, knock.

abalonehx · Jan 27, 2018

.....who dare?

Professional Smoker · Jan 27, 2018

neosapien said:
You can pick one only

1. Unlimited messages from any omnipotent gods (includes texts and multimedia messages)

OR

2. Unlimited short dicks BUT YOU CANNOT sell the short dicks or make profit from this

which would you pick and why

***I'd definitely take the short dicks. You can fit a lot of short dicks in your mouth!

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