Hello everyone, long story short. I come home and go to my room and hear snoring in my closet with my babies. I open the door and see one of my female friends sitting on one of my 7 day old plants ASS OUT AND PANTS DOWN. I'm definitely sure she pee'd. Will urine hurt that plant any?
Urine + plant
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silasraven
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= dead in less than a week.
direwolf71
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Is there no toilet in your home? WTF? Also if you search for urine in the threads you almost always find an answer. But here ya go, read up -https://www.rollitup.org/general-marijuana- -https://www.rollitup.org/organics/17800-using-urine-fertilizer.htmlgrowing/697870-can-urine-used-ph-up.html
DoctaGreen
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So, she sat on a plant, fell asleep, maybe or maybe-not did a piss, remained sat on the plant until you woke her up?
Your plant is 7 days old? How bigger pot was it in? Did she crush it?
Maybe i' just baked........but i smell bullshit.
Your plant is 7 days old? How bigger pot was it in? Did she crush it?
Maybe i' just baked........but i smell bullshit.
No bullshit here Sir. I have four 13.9" x 10.75" pots. I don't like transplanting since I had problems with slow growth, so I just use the big ass self watering plants from wal mart. I wouldn't make anything like this up bro. After I got her up, I cut my green light on and it was laying against the soil..I propped it up with the soil.. Might have to post pics so you can see what I mean
ProdigalSun
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I cant believe, after the day that I had, that I could have the good fortune to stumble across such an incredibly amusing thread.
Situation420
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I'm pretty sure Walmart doesn't sell self-watering plants, I call bullshit!
Situation420
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man if my plants would only just water themselves this whole growing thing would be so much easier hahaLmao my bad, * self watering pots*... But hey its walmart, they sell everything. They may have self watering plants toolol
ThorGanjason
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The number two actually would've been better.
In other news, guy grows weed in frat house.
In other news, non-single guys at riu want to move in with Mr. Rollup
ThorGanjason
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Yeah, actually, I mean I haven't personally done/seen any urine research, but plants can only uptake nitrogen in two forms: nitrates and ammonia, which the latter comes in abundance with urine.
Now, straight, undiluted, non-pH'd urine from the tap probably is a little high on the ppm side.
