URINE TEST for PO HELP!!!!!

ok follow stoners, today is friday, and i just got the worst news possible, i falied my last drug test for my PO after not smoking for about 33 days. HE wants me to come take another urine test on tuesday 6-2-09. I have been smoking everyday for about 45 days now. I need to pass the test to avoid jail time. Please help. Please list any products you had success with and has worked.

bro id be drinking nothing but water! constently till i became a water pissin foutain water water water!!!! hopefully you can dalude your piss with the water! but dont stop drinkin that shit! and go to your local head shop and buy the best cleansing product they have! but honestly bro! you might as well bit the bullet and do your jail time!

yb1981 said:

ok follow stoners, today is friday, and i just got the worst news possible, i falied my last drug test for my PO after not smoking for about 33 days. HE wants me to come take another urine test on tuesday 6-2-09. I have been smoking everyday for about 45 days now. I need to pass the test to avoid jail time. Please help. Please list any products you had success with and has worked.

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Way think that one through buddy!
There are a few products you can get at the headshop, there are some pills you can take that will clean you out for half a day, stop smoking a few days before the test.

google...tastic...

Drink a lot of water and cranberry juice. Run/work out for an hour a day to sweat and keep your metabolism going. Also stay away from fatty foods cause you want to burn all the fat that has THC stored in it and adding fat is gonna slow that down. Also drink enough water to pee a few times the morning before you take the test and take a multivitamin to keep your urine yellow(Mainly Vitamin B12...I guess you could substitute water with Gatorade). Oh ya and take a shower soon after you sweat cause you don't want to reabsorb any of the shit you sweat out(Just my theory...may not be true but its clean anyway).

Exxtra Clean. Costs about $30 and you can get it at most headshops.

EXXTra clean have you used it?
did it work?

Don't smoke,Charzfizcool is completely 100% correct,I got clean in 4 days working out 2 hours a day.I stopped smoking for a 18 months on Intense Probation because while on regular probation I still smoked being a dumbass,Learned my lesson the hard way after violating repeatedly and going to jail for almost a year,I love my maryjane but I like my freedom better,,,,,,,,,,,,,Discipline yourself

I have tried the "detox drinks" before.....Forget it bro, they dont work (even with double your money back offers) at least they didnt for me. I have heard "people" say it worked for them. But nobody i know and trust has ever had luck with these.....if you smoke every day ...you screwed. Trust me ! i am a piss test taking veteran. Never had to go for a p.o, but your situation is the same you will HAVE to substitute your pee with clean urine. This is pretty easy MOST of the time(got busted once) but in front of a p.o ...i dont know, if he looks at your pecker while you go , i guess you will be buying the Wizzanator. Otherwise just get your sample (bring as much as you can conceal) and buy some of those"hand warmers" , tape two of them to whatever bottle you put the pee in to keep them at the proper temperature. And act "natural" ahhhhhh lol im glad i havnt had to do this for a while! SUCKS BRO I KNOW!

jcdws602 said:

Don't smoke,Charzfizcool is completely 100% correct,I got clean in 4 days working out 2 hours a day.I stopped smoking for a 18 months on Intense Probation because while on regular probation I still smoked being a dumbass,Learned my lesson the hard way after violating repeatedly and going to jail for almost a year,I love my maryjane but I like my freedom better,,,,,,,,,,,,,Discipline yourself

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sound advice to be listened too!!

Exxtra Clean worked well enough for me. And everyone else I know who has tried it.... with the exception of ONE dude, who thought he didn't have to stop smoking if he took the shit. You have to put the bong down AND drink the shit... otherwise it ain't gonna work.

CanadianCoyote said:

Exxtra Clean worked well enough for me. And everyone else I know who has tried it.... with the exception of ONE dude, who thought he didn't have to stop smoking if he took the shit. You have to put the bong down AND drink the shit... otherwise it ain't gonna work.

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Trust me i did. once i even quit cold turkey for 9 weeks, drinking water , cranberry juice,working out 2 hours a day. Bought a simple THC test from longs and it instantly went positive in less than half the time the directions said it would. See THC is stored in your fat cells, making it very to to get out of your system. If you smoke DAILY for years like i have ...you just wont come clean that easily.....I am glad that it worked for you. I am just sharing in my experiences. I have taken over 20 pee tests. I personally know what works and doesn't work (for me). If i went positive on a 10 dollar cheap home test , you think the way more accurate test they give wouldn't detect anything?
Another urban myth is pouring bleach or Visine in your sample to throw off the test..........DOESN'T WORK ....BEEN THERE DONE THAT. Anyways... hope i helped a little.

Some people get lucky some people learn the hard way.Test your luck if you want Been there done that

i would just drink alot of water and cranberry juice.. get u some water pills and say a prayer to every god I can think of and hope for the best.. but always expect the worst..

jcdws602 said:

Some people get lucky some people learn the hard way.Test your luck if you want Been there done that

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uhhhhhh.........ok.Not sure what your saying ,I will assume you are trying to help. What do you mean by "lucky" what does luck have to do with it? Its a scientific test.

xxxtra clean works. I've used it 5 times and passed every single time.

Of course I only drink water, have a super fast metabolism...but I smoked the night before(I smoke daily) and did the directions...and passed the test

It doesn't RID your system of THC, it just hides it for a few hours. A "window" if you will...

Everyone's body works differently, so what works for some might not work for you. Just keep a cool head and hopefully it'll all work out. Report back to us if you can, okay?