Urine Test

it depends on the test you are taking really; home test kits from cvs are easy to fool with bleach for the parentals, but ive had a buddy on probation useing checmical additives from local head shops and passing (w/o suppervision of course). the best thing is that if you have to take drug test you should rethink about smoking weed. just remember its not forever.
 
Most parole offices will use a stick test and test on the spot.
We have found sure-gel (beside jello in Grocery store / like $2.00) will work.
Those stick tests are not as accurate as a lab test.
If they send the sample off your best bet is what used to be called quick caps.(purchase at GNC)

I have heard bleach and vinegar do not work.
I have used guick caps with success 3x's.
I have also used the trick with the condom and getting someone else to piss for me.(worked the 1x I had to do this)
My friend has passed 4 dt's with sure-gel at his probation office.
Saliva tests are only able to test for the past few days 48-72. So if you quit 4-5 ds ahead of time no worries.:joint:
 
GNC sells this purple juice that's supposed to clean your system out for drug tests, not too sure if it works though as i've never done it.
 
One of my buddies is on Felony Probation, and he smokes everyday... he says he uses "Stinger" from GNC... I Know it works, cause We'll be taking bong ripps, or knife hits, and he's like "well, I gotta run to gnc, then I gotta take my piss test".... and he'll be back within an hour or so to smoke more!
 
it's called Stinger and he said it was about $40 a bottle, which is good for like 8 hours?, or somthing like that... let me ask him and get back to ya
 
I have this 40 dollar bottle of something called "ProTox" I believe it's called, and it came with pills you take 30 minutes beforehand to assist it. I hope that doesn't mess up the ph any.

I'll try these methods, too. My drug test is Thursday. Last time I smoked? Yesterday, and found out right afterwards.
 
1. Take once of those black & gray film bottles...put bleach in it....put it in your draws..lol.....Then when you go piss, take your hand & dip your index & middle finger into the bleach...swish it around good for about 10 secs.....then piss inbetween your fingers that you dipped in bleach...and walla you piss is clean.

2. Drink about 1 1/2 cups of vinegar

3. Drink a WHOLE BUNCH of water.
it works trust me, juss wash yur hands.. vinegar part is nasty so.
 
all that is too much. drink 1/2 gallon water then 1 cup battery acid. you will feel a little discomfort in your stomach it will pass as you pass away. this will get you out of most drug tests.
 
I used to be on U.A's. The place where I took 'em at had a mirror right in front of the toilet so they could watch you piss to make sure you didn't try anything. It really depends on where you take your U.A.'s to determine whether or not you can use someone else's piss or do the bleach trick like earlier mentioned.
 
ive been on pro cenc last august"06"....found these pills called tetra cleanse at a herbal shop take 4 pills the day b4 dont smoke drink a bunch of water...then take 4 more the day of my drug test drink a bunch of water pee 1ce...then on the way pick up sum fast food like mcdonalds or bk sutin with a lota greese to add color to my pee so its not clear like water...also a nother herb is "golden seal"...never used it but the tetra cleanse is 50% of it...and ive talked to a couple buddies on felony pro n they use it they burn every day...i have used the detox drinks b4 but they only work on the stick drug test if it gets sent to a lab they can see it becuase it uses 250% of vitamin b-12(ribofalven)...and it only covers up the thc molocuels in ur fatty tisues for 8 hours or wat ever the bottle says...thats why it says use within so many hours...theres also a way u can bleach ur liver....take 2 Qtips dip them n bleach let the ends dry a bit cut the ends of"cotton tips" then eat the 4 ends and go get ur self a Lt of cranberry juice and drink the hole thing..do this an hour or so b4 ur test ....never tryed that 1 either but my buddy n the marines says thats wat he dose
 
Im Currently On Probation,
And Lemme Tell You, Piss Test Suck Liek Vaccum Cleaners.

1. Get An Empty Eye Dropper Bottle
Clean It Out, And Fill It Back Up With Clorox Bleach.
Exact Brand.
About 4 Drips In Ur Piss

2.Find 5 Cranberry Pills, Swallow All, And Drink A Couple Gallons Of Stuff Dat Makes You Pee, Liek Water.

Dont Drink Bleach, It Kills You
Viniger Taste Nasty As Shit.
Jus Smoke All Tha Weed Yah Want.
And Use Tha Number 1 Method :)
 
Been a long wiild since i posted on this forum haha. since i stoped wanting to grow weed. but uhhmmm to the guy who posted




1. Get An Empty Eye Dropper Bottle
Clean It Out, And Fill It Back Up With Clorox Bleach.
Exact Brand.
About 4 Drips In Ur Piss


so jus mix piss in with bleech?? positive this works
 
naw homey. A place on N DM. Abby's is the place. Its in a large plaza by chuckie cheese, starbucks, blockbuster, whole bunch of places, on the left if your going north right before you get to Erlich/Bearass
 
NC Strip. Labrion's products. The Extra Stuff. All of these products are drinks and/or pills that I've taken to pass drug tests. They were all purchased at my local head shop. I passed every test I took. In my opinion it was the almost 2 gallons of water and ridiculous frequency of pissing before the tests. I was cleaned out. But yea, it was fine. The tests were for both a Probation Office (instant test) and a county funded drug class company (Lab test). Fun fun.
 
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^^^that was a bad idea....


been on probation for 11 mos. i passed my first 14 bi-monthly tests using dilution and bunches of vitamin B to tint urine. these tests were for probation and DRUG EDUCATION CLASSES. i also quit smoking for about 5-9 days before the tests. other than when i was abstaining, i would smoke many times daily.

i failed my fifteenth w/ my dilution method for the D.E. classes. i didn't have to meet w/ my probation officer for three months so i was only tested once a month around then. i continued to fail two more tests w/ D.E.

then, as i began meeting w/ my P.O. again, I failed that first test too. so, facing a violation, I had a test coming up within 9 days. i continued smoking and sought a clean donor.

so, sorry if you read all that but, dilution is not a good idea if you're not willing to quit for a good week+. tape a pee-filled-condom to your inner thigh. it works.
 
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