Using Anabolic Steroids For Plant Growth

csammy09

Member

Aug 29, 2011

• #1

whats going to happen if i mix an anabolic steroid with the water i use for my plant?

 

johnman2880

Active Member

Aug 29, 2011

• #2

are you fuckn serious?!?!?!?!?!?! it will grow muscular and kick your ass when its big enough for asking stupid questions

 

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Wetdog

Well-Known Member

Aug 29, 2011

• #3

Why don't you just see if you can do a grow from start to finish first?

Wet

 

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jagle

Active Member

Aug 29, 2011

• #4

for even ask this question im not gonna give you an answer, you should already know the answer

 

patlpp

New Member

Aug 29, 2011

• #5

Ever watch scary movie? You be the motherfucker gettin rolled up as a joint by that big ass pot plant.

 

wee9bar

Member

Aug 29, 2011

• #6

im guessing it burn the feckin roots off but fair play its ur plants

 

csammy09

Member

Aug 29, 2011

• #7

i cant find info on this anywhere..its like no one ever tried it b4!?!
all im asking for is a little brainstorm session here.

 

MyPalaceIsInside

Active Member

Aug 29, 2011

• #8

theres no info anywhere, because no one has done it. You'll be the first but just gonna give u a heads up ahead of time.. Your plants are gonna die bro.

 

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suTraGrow

Well-Known Member

Aug 29, 2011

• #9

Your trying to put human hormones into a object that does not have a pituitary gland, adrenal gland or gonads in which steroids are synthesized or better yet glucocorticoids, mineralocorticoids, androgens, estrogens, or progestogens are needed for the binding process. Which plants also do not have.

This is like injecting your self with chlorophyll and excepting to turn green

 

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Wetdog

Well-Known Member

Aug 29, 2011

• #10

suTraGrow said:

This is like injecting your self with chlorophyll and excepting to turn green

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Maybe he'll try that. The pics should be awesome!!

Wet

 

csammy09

Member

Aug 29, 2011

• #11

LMAO!
THANK YOU!
thats exactly what i needed to kno.

 

johnman2880

Active Member

Aug 29, 2011

• #12

patlpp said:

Ever watch scary movie? You be the motherfucker gettin rolled up as a joint by that big ass pot plant.

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lmao

 

VX420

Active Member

Aug 30, 2011

• #13

csammy09 said:

whats going to happen if i mix an anabolic steroid with the water i use for my plant?

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Your going to waste your steroids, thats about all. I dont even know if it will kill the plant or have zero effect. Do it and tell us if it dies.

 

dooooda

Well-Known Member

Aug 30, 2011

• #14

Your gonna have heart failure after smoking it, and you will appear on an episode of house as the silly stoner that used steroids to grow his weed

 

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lakersfan64133

Member

Aug 30, 2011

• #15

... just shoot the roid in your thigh...

 

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thegeoffrey

Active Member

Aug 30, 2011

• #16

dude plants use hormones too but they dont use testosterone or estrogen, they use other steroids that helps them get jacked. The gel that people use to clone is an example of some of the hormones plants use use to root. But i would love to see some pics of your juiced up flowers...
TG

 

elduece

Active Member

Aug 30, 2011

• #17

Use Emerald Triangle. I'm trying Bushmaster, Gravity and PurpleMaxx on my runts.

 

USMC

Member

Aug 30, 2011

• #18

Thats not how to use steroids correctly. You have to wait until the last week of flowering and the inject 0.5ml of the steroid directly into the center of the bud mass. DuH

 

USMC

Member

Aug 30, 2011

• #19

elduece said:

use emerald triangle. I'm trying bushmaster, gravity and purplemaxx on my runts.

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nice avatar dad !

 

csammy09

Member

Sep 1, 2011

• #20

yea..i think im going to scrap that project..thanks for all the input tho
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