But OMG have to share a cute Valentine's Day story. My son is in the third grade, and he has himself a little girlfriend (He's got game, it's hereditary...) Anyway so I told him i'd take him to pick out something special for her for Valentine's Day. So I pick him up from school and head to the store and he says "Oh, no, mom, no. I'm not getting her anything for Valentine's." So, of course, I panicked, because well...I thought i'd failed at teaching my son to romance. (Age appropriately, of course.) But then he looks at me and tells me not to worry, He'd asked her what she wanted him to get her for Valentine's Day, and she told him he was her Valentine's Day gift. Awwww *sniff*. I like this girl!
You even ate the toothpaste filled ones? Blech, some of those things are nasty. Did it at least have them all listed on the underside of the lid?I have an idiot stalker who thinks he can wear me down. This is what he gave me for a Valentine's gift:
He said we can run it off tomorrow. I told him it would take a month to run that shit off.
I ate every last bite.
Asshole.
They were gone before I could register flavors. I have a weakness for sweets. That's why I always avoid the candy aisle. It's a sickness. I'm coping.
awww.. that's sad. You can come to my house and we can get drunk on Tequila supplemented with some Bubba Kush. We can sit at the firepit and bitch about life. I need to warn you, I will trip you if a bear starts to chase us. I'm not above saving my life at the expense of...well... you.
haha. bears ain't got shit on me. i will cut them deep.awww.. that's sad. You can come to my house and we can get drunk on Tequila supplemented with some Bubba Kush. We can sit at the firepit and bitch about life. I need to warn you, I will trip you if a bear starts to chase us. I'm not above saving my life at the expense of...well... you.
That's your problem. In the meantime I'll be locked in the house wishing you luck. LOL
