LOL! Sorry for not understanding the gridiron(?) analogy, but you're talking to an Aussie
But I've got some great news for you: you can grow organically in coco! And that's just what I do - seaweed extract and all.
Coco is a great buffer - much better than rockwool (but not as good as soil) - and has its own unique organic properties (because it is made from a plant - coconut husk fibre). As coco naturally breaks down, it release phosphorous, but it also binds calcium and magnesium. So you need to use a fertiliser that is initially (until the coco is pre-charged) higher in magnesium and possibly calcium, and a little lower in phosphorous. I say "possibly" calcium, because tap water - especially if it is from a predominantly limestone ground source - tends to be a good source of calcium in and of itself. Which is why epsom salts (magnesium sulfate) can be a good substitute for cal-mag solutions where there is already a good source of calcium present in the water (too much calcium will in fact lock out magnesium, which is as vital for plant life as iron is for humans). Once your coco is pre-charged with magnesium and calcium, it won't continue to bind and cause nutrient lock-out.
I prefer to think of "organic" - in the plant-growing sense - as microbial activity (living organisms) that colonise the roots and break down organic compounds (fetilisers) into simpler macro and micro nutrients through chelation, allowing easier and more direct uptake by the roots (that's the simple explanation).
It is microbial activity in the soil - as you have rightly pointed out - that gives organically grown fruits and plants their unique and complex tastes and terpenes (which is important in our case, as terpenes not only contribute to the taste of cannabis, but the high as they interact with canabinoids and other active compounds).
But there is absolutely no reason - no reason at all - that you can't promote microbial activity in coco. Nor even in other hydroponic media, for that matter. The only reason many hydro growers use "chemicals" is to keep their lines and pumps clean . . .
And that's the biggest mistake many growers make - to think of "hydroponics" as simply "growing in chemicals". Because, let's face it, ALL nutrients are chemicals - the difference is in the way those chemicals are delivered to the root zone and taken up by the plant.
I grow organically in coco. That is, I use specially formulated organic coco nutrients and additives that contain the necessary microbes and other organic elements that promote root growth and health. I also use a silica solution to substitute the one thing coco lacks that soil has in abundance - silicon. (Though many modern organic coco nutrients these days also contain silica.) I'm not sure what is available in the US and other countries at the moment, but there is a big movement towards organic coco growing here in Australia - something I've been doing for many years and promoting to my fellow growers.
As far as I'm concerned, there is nothing worse than a lifeless nutrient delivery system where unchelated chemical compounds are delivered to the root zone that is kept anti-sceptic through the use of other harsh chemiclas, such as chlorine and hydrogen peroxide. The symbiosis between plant roots and microbes is complex, and should not only be respected, but propagated in my opinion. Certainly, that is, if you want to get the best out of your growing experience.
I will add one thing: you are entirely correct in your summation - coco is exactly what you make it
EDIT: Forgot to mention that run-to-waste is generally no more expensive than recirculating hydro, because you deliver reduced amounts of nutrients more often to the root zone. In a recirculating system, you add enough nutrient to allow the plants to feed for several days to a week, which means you are adding a slightly higher concentration to begin with. You also need to dump your reservoir and start with a fresh nutrient solution every week or two to prevent toxic build-up of unused elements.
With run-to-waste, one 65-litre reservoir lasts me a week - about the same as a recirculating system. Plus I recycle the waste by adding it to my vegetable garden - it's basically free fertiliser.
The final point is, the more you water and flush your pots, the less run-off you need each time, because there is less toxic nutrient buildup - which means you end up with a similar amount of runoff as watering and flushing your plants heavily less frequently.
Now you may
think your plants love the "wet and dry cycle", but hydroponic growing proves otherwise - there is a reason why roots that are continuously submerged in oxygen-rich nutrient solution grow faster than those watered sporadically. It's one of the reasons why soil growers can never achieve the same results as hydro growers.
Organic coco provides the best of both worlds: it allows you to take advantage of the speed and vigour of hydroponic growing, with all the benefits or soil growing (microbial chelation, substrate buffer and moisture retention).