Vicous Hand Jobs!!!

Hydrotech364

Well-Known Member
had a bad experience with a fat chick the other day ,im fucking scarred
she was almost chewing my fucking dick apart and i looked down and she smiled at me and {shock} no fucking teeth.i was startled and shrinkage occurred as well as extreme tripping.some people are into all that not me.not the kid....:blsmoke:
 

bongspit

New Member
had a bad experience with a fat chick the other day ,im fucking scarred
she was almost chewing my fucking dick apart and i looked down and she smiled at me and {shock} no fucking teeth.i was startled and shrinkage occurred as well as extreme tripping.some people are into all that not me.not the kid....:blsmoke:
no fucking shit**********
 

WeFallToday

Well-Known Member
What is up with that girls? Yeah you know what I'm saying. Some of you girls are pulling way to hard! Some of you are pulling like you're trying to pull a better looking guy out of me. What is that? I didn't swallow Patrick Dempsey. Okay! I'm the same fat bald guy who you met on myspace! Deal with it! You don't even have the class to spit on your hand first. A dry hobo jerk down! What are your step fathers teaching you!?
ROFL

+repped




i agree
i hate hand jobs
every time ive gotten one
its ended in pain
 

CanadianCoyote

Well-Known Member
Michigan is The Hand-job State. Look at a picture of Michigan and TELL me it doesn't resemble a hand reaching up for a dick.
 

40acres

New Member
Yeah but some girls won't give bj's and sometimes you need help getting it up.
She's giving up something. Maybe not to you, but all chicks suck dick.

im usually against the hand job, but one time back in the day me and my roomate had to share a room and the fucker was fucking his gurl right there next to me in the morning and im laying there with the biggest most throbbing morning wood I have ever had just listening to them fuck. so i made my displeasure known after they were done.

well my man good buddy that he is tells his gurl to go give me a hand job,

at first she hesitated but he said it was cool, and i guess she thought it would be fun so to my excitment she came over to me and stroked my thang real nice and I exploded all over her hand in a very timly manner.:mrgreen:


anyway after that my boy broke up with her cuz she gave me the hand job

He said that he just wanted to see if she would do it. kinda messed up but I was feeling nice and relaxed:mrgreen:

sorry about that Rachel:roll:

but man if she didnt move away I woulda tapped that ass. Sure she was leftovers but fuckit she was hot and young with nice bouncey tities:mrgreen:
SOmething about this story is wrong. I cant put my finger on it, but somehow, It feels wrong. I once was trapped in a chair, on acid, cocaine and smoking blunts, and one of my firends starts banging this puerto rican chick like 3 ft away from me. After a few minutes he starts tryingto wave me over.
I was so high that i couldnt even leave or fuck anyone. I just wondered alot why this was happening to me. I still dont know what to think of that.
 

Stoney McFried

Well-Known Member
Well, since we're on this subject, what about what you guys do to us girls? Its not a toggle switch for fucks sake! Don't Push on it like a doorbell! And trim your fingernails! Better yet, make sure you know where the hell it is before you even try...I've had guys try to twist it like a key in an ignition...how would you like it if I pretended your pecker was Heinz and I was trying to get the last smidge of ketchup out of it?
What is up with that girls? Yeah you know what I'm saying. Some of you girls are pulling way to hard! Some of you are pulling like you're trying to pull a better looking guy out of me. What is that? I didn't swallow Patrick Dempsey. Okay! I'm the same fat bald guy who you met on myspace! Deal with it! You don't even have the class to spit on your hand first. A dry hobo jerk down! What are your step fathers teaching you!?
 
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