I don't know why I didn't think of this until right now, but if anyone would like to register themselves as a member of our ministry, or create their own ministry you can become a ministry legally and free, online, here:
http://www.themonastery.org/
That is the Universal Life Church, it is not Christian or Muslim or Buddhist or Hindu, the guy that invented it couldn't even read, so he invented a faith that requires no Holy Book.
And once you are a registered minister you can legally preform weddings, between WHOEVER you want, as long as you can get license for it in your state. And all you have to do to get licenses is be a minister.
But, you can practice whatever religion you want. And the Universal Life Church was established before the RFRA, so it is a protected religion. And if your religion you are practicing within it is even older, then you are doubly protected under the RFRA. So go find whatever ancient or modern God that doesn't make you hate religion. Or just be an Atheist Minister. If you have read the "I AM" supreme court case, Atheism counts as a religion when you go to court and is defended like one