Wake n Bake, Nothing Better!

Gryphonn

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Hey my Aussie friend... Soooo..lets see 15 hours..days..ahead..behind....let me get my pencil...*sounds of calculations*.. OK it was thanksgiving there 300 days ago... right... :p
Yeah...365 days, less 15 hours x 365 = 5754 / 24 leaves us with 228 which means it was Thanksgiving 136 days ago. Give or take next tuesday.
bongsmilie:eyesmoke:bongsmilie:eyesmoke:bongsmilie:eyesmoke:
 

diemdepyro

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I have invited some people over who have no food.
They are assholes so their family avoids them.

I have got a supersized bottle of valium but need to keep my eye on them as they are assholes.

i will rush them out after they have ate their fill. then I will be vaping like its 1999.

I have thought about calling in sick, telling them I am in coma but...my Jesus, Buddha, Santa ideology keeps getting in the damn way.

I have told them both(married couple) to get help from a head shrinker. I have also told them that they are annoying yet I have invited them.

Somebody put a bullet in my foot so I can call in sick for T.day
 

Gryphonn

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I have invited some people over who have no food.
They are assholes so their family avoids them.

I have got a supersized bottle of valium but need to keep my eye on them as they are assholes.

i will rush them out after they have ate their fill. then I will be vaping like its 1999.

I have thought about calling in sick, telling them I am in coma but...my Jesus, Buddha, Santa ideology keeps getting in the damn way.

I have told them both(married couple) to get help from a head shrinker. I have also told them that they are annoying yet I have invited them.

Somebody put a bullet in my foot so I can call in sick for T.day
Trust in the knowledge that we fellow stoners will be there in spirit, helping you to uphold your Buddhist/SpongeBob ideals. I threw Spongebob in because he can't be nasty to anyone. Spongebob is my hero!

Good luck with today diemdepyro.:sad:
 

korvette1977

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I had a great Time ,, China did also ,She got to see old friends and i handed out doses and smoked with everyone ,, It was a good time
 

Twistyman

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Yeah...365 days, less 15 hours x 365 = 5754 / 24 leaves us with 228 which means it was Thanksgiving 136 days ago. Give or take next tuesday.
bongsmilie:eyesmoke:bongsmilie:eyesmoke:bongsmilie:eyesmoke:
Well that cleared it up..... :dunce::dunce:

I have invited some people over who have no food.
They are assholes so their family avoids them.
I have got a supersized bottle of valium but need to keep my eye on them as they are assholes.
i will rush them out after they have ate their fill. then I will be vaping like its 1999.
I have thought about calling in sick, telling them I am in coma but...my Jesus, Buddha, Santa ideology keeps getting in the damn way.
I have told them both(married couple) to get help from a head shrinker. I have also told them that they are annoying yet I have invited them.
Somebody put a bullet in my foot so I can call in sick for T.day
It's nice to be nice, but sadly it usually bites you on the ass..:roll:

Morning folk ,,Happy Turkey day ... Gobble gobble
I had a great Time ,, China did also ,She got to see old friends and i handed out doses and smoked with everyone ,, It was a good time
Hey my good man/woman.. happy you had a good time..... bongsmilie:eyesmoke:
 

Gryphonn

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who is sponge bob?
oh...My...God...I'm 45 years old and have met someone who doesn't know Spongebob!

:mrgreen:

Here you go:
<embed id="VideoPlayback" src="http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docid=6338384311560938248&hl=en&fs=true" style="width:400px;height:326px" allowFullScreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"> </embed>
or if that is broken,
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6338384311560938248

Well, that's not the 'real' Spongebob. Do a search on Google for Spongebob Squrepants and Nickelodeon.
 
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