DarkWeb
Well-Known Member
I want crane.You know I still have my eye on a manatee steak…..
I want crane.You know I still have my eye on a manatee steak…..
yeah they're adorable alright.....till your missing all your silverware......then they're rat bastardsThey are freaking adorable.
wait what?yeah they're adorable alright.....till your missing all your silverware......then they're rat bastards
they like to fork with people.wait what?
Why would they have your silverware?
cause i've raised one before......and i found all my silverware behind the couch...wait what?
Why would they have your silverware?
I should have thrown grapes at him.they like to fork with people.
Part of having a pet When I can't find a scrunchie I just look in my dog's bed... not sure why he likes them so much. At least silverware is shiny.cause i've raised one before......and i found all my silverware behind the couch...
the raccoon did it......
I know who complained. If I was a lesser person I'd complain about the flag on their patio. That's not allowed either.the raccoon did it......
Scorched earth! Take no prisoners!I know who complained. If I was a lesser person I'd complain about the flag on their patio. That's not allowed either.
That should work, just make sure to use your Samuel L. Jackson voice.So if I get pulled over doing a 110kph I can just tell the cop science motherfucker and drive off.
You gotta bail me out of jail tho.That should work, just make sure to use your Samuel L. Jackson voice.
Not worth the fight, I know which neighbors are cool and which ones are dicks.Scorched earth! Take no prisoners!
It's a cicada I didn't know they were that big.
Gross! Those things are scarier than the raccoon
Candy little girl?Gross! Those things are scarier than the raccoon