Wake n Bake, Nothing Better!
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korvette1977
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Good one ... LOLBow Chiceh Bow Wow, lol
Chiceh
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korvette1977
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Poor Murray... he will getting the blame.We've got this amazing sausage place here.. the Jamaican & calabrese are awesome.... that and a tub of kraut..fart for a week......
Good thing we switched to Chinese food for today!
Good morning everyone!
misshestermoffitt
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Hey China how are you? The gingerbread house you guys made was really cute !!!
how are you? The gingerbread house you guys made was really cute !!!Thanks.... we had fun. I hope they still like me when they become teenagers. I teach 6 -7 & 8 graders and I know how they can be.Hey China
We have a good time together.
Vette's one daughter said "Daddy.... did you get the Bow Chicka Bow Wow from Alvin and the Chipmunks?" I almost wet myself giggling.
misshestermoffitt
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LOL, that's funny stuff. I think you and Vettes kids will be fine. You all have so much fun together, it's that type of quality time that keeps people together.
Just beware of when PMS time comes along. My daughter and I are great friends, but when PMS rears it's ugly head, we have to know when to stop and distance ourselves for a few minutes.
Just beware of when PMS time comes along. My daughter and I are great friends, but when PMS rears it's ugly head, we have to know when to stop and distance ourselves for a few minutes.
His ex makes things a little difficult sometimes. She makes promises and lets them down. Me being an advocate for kids.... things like that really make me angry. As they get older they will understand more.... I always trust the truth will prevail.
We do have great times together.
Thanks for the heads up about PMS time..... I told Vette.... as soon as that starts...... girls.... there is a new strain of the flu.... only girls need to get these shots... 4 times a year.
misshestermoffitt
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The bad thing is (guys look away NOW) when females share closeness their cycles sync up. My daughter have had PMS on the same week for about 8 years now. My poor hubby, that's the week he hides in the garage. 
I must admit... Vette is very good about dealing with me.... but three of us?!?!?!The bad thing is (guys look away NOW) when females share closeness their cycles sync up. My daughter have had PMS on the same week for about 8 years now. My poor hubby, that's the week he hides in the garage.
Sorry guys... onto other topics.
Here is my thought for the day!!!
An old man, a boy & a donkey were going to town.
The boy rode on the donkey & the old man walked.
As they went along they passed some people
who remarked it was a shame the old man
was walking and the boy was riding.
The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right,
so they changed positions.
Then, later, they passed some people who remarked,
"What a shame, he makes that little boy walk."
So they then decided they'd both walk!
Soon they passed some more people who thought
they were stupid to walk when they had a
decent donkey to ride.
So, they both rode the donkey.
Now they passed some people
who shamed them by saying how awful to
put such a load on a poor donkey.
The boy and man figured they were probably right,
so they decide to carry the donkey.
As they crossed the bridge,
they lost their grip on the animal
and he fell into the river and drowned.
The moral of the story?
If you try to please everyone,
you might as well...
Kiss your ass goodbye!
misshestermoffitt
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Sunnysideup
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Hey, anyone know how to add Santa hats to your avatar? I want to put a couple of hats on my birds, you know, Christmas like.....
Twistyman
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Yeah.... call that vet again... offer him $10......
DontKnowBeans
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I must admit... Vette is very good about dealing with me.... but three of us?!?!?!
Sorry guys... onto other topics.
Here is my thought for the day!!!
An old man, a boy & a donkey were going to town.
The boy rode on the donkey & the old man walked.
As they went along they passed some people
who remarked it was a shame the old man
was walking and the boy was riding.
The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right,
so they changed positions.
Then, later, they passed some people who remarked,
"What a shame, he makes that little boy walk."
So they then decided they'd both walk!
Soon they passed some more people who thought
they were stupid to walk when they had a
decent donkey to ride.
So, they both rode the donkey.
Now they passed some people
who shamed them by saying how awful to
put such a load on a poor donkey.
The boy and man figured they were probably right,
so they decide to carry the donkey.
As they crossed the bridge,
they lost their grip on the animal
and he fell into the river and drowned.
The moral of the story?
If you try to please everyone,
you might as well...
Kiss your ass goodbye!
Good one.
Sunnysideup
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Twistyman
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One of those no hard work, get rich guys... clip nails(note to self..no birds) and shit like that.Hahahaha.......
I am still reeling over his phone call....
Sunnysideup
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This whole thing has got me thinking...I could go around to other Parrot owners and offer behavioral classes...I can teach people how to use the water bottle effectively so that when they spray them it will make them sneeze...Than I can be done cleaning teeth for a living. I could be the master of the water bottle and show my techniques world wide....Yeah!!!!
