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manfredo

manfredo

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curious2garden said:
Interesting hub went to survival school and he was maintenance. Which, come to think of it, didn't actually inspire confidence in his skills. I thought all you guys did. Hmmmmm
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I keep a pee jar under the seat of my car, just in case! Although my bladder has gotten much better now taking meds for an enlarged prostate.



Here's an interesting military warning...From my "kid" in Japan. They had all servicemen warn their families in the Maryland and Virginia area to stay out of malls and large venues this weekend, as they are expecting something bad to happen.
 
Singlemalt

Singlemalt

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manfredo said:
I keep a pee jar under the seat of my car, just in case! Although my bladder has gotten much better now taking meds for an enlarged prostate.



Here's an interesting military warning...From my "kid" in Japan. They had all servicemen warn their families in the Maryland and Virginia area to stay out of malls and large venues this weekend, as they are expecting something bad to happen.
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www.fox5dc.com

Threats to Northern Virginia malls, shopping centers could be activated ISIS cell: military source

FOX 5 has learned that threats to multiple malls and shopping centers could be linked to an activated ISIS cell.
www.fox5dc.com www.fox5dc.com
 
DCcan

DCcan

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manfredo said:
Here's an interesting military warning...From my "kid" in Japan. They had all servicemen warn their families in the Maryland and Virginia area to stay out of malls and large venues this weekend, as they are expecting something bad to happen.
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My mother got followed by the Beltway Snipers for a couple blocks, that was a close call. She had told me about the creepy encounter, but at the time police were looking for a white work van. Couple days later...same car, same 2 people were suspects.
 
Jeffislovinlife

Jeffislovinlife

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What a morning dog shit in the house cleaning it dog throwing up grass granddaughter 3 year trying to play in it get that under control and turn around and bam the wife falls on the dogs bone icing it now waiting for the kids to pickup the little peanut and then off to the Er I need coffee coffee coffee coffee
 
Metasynth

Metasynth

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DCcan said:
That was everyone my father knew, the normal ones jumped out of airplanes, and it just devolved from there to war criminals and politicians.

I just updated my day pack for fall, added a cashmere scarf, wool hat and gloves, refilled the medicinal flask.
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Jesus I hate those sawyer water bags. They take forever to fill up, but I still keep a Mini as a backup. I’ve been rocking the katadyn be free with a 2 liter dirty bag, and I gotta say, it filters soooo fast. I really love the wide opening on the dirty water bag, it’s so easy to fill up. Usually just squeeze it into a smart water bottle.
 
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Paul Drake

Paul Drake

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curious2garden said:
Then you're awake before it's warm and you have to pee. So you lay snuggled in your bag glaring at the dog and NOT going back to sleep. Until finally you truculently reach out of your bag, grab your clothes in a misguided attempt to get dressed in your bag. It never works so by then you're cussing at the dog and the hub ever so sweetly says, "Hun since you're up would you mind making the coffee".

You try the, "No, I'm not really up" gambit. Which never works because OBVIOUSLY you're up and you've just kicked over the fucking pee can (husbands always have pee cans), ok maybe only MY husband. @raratt @GreatwhiteNorth do they teach you guys to carry pee cans in survival school?

At this point in time you stomp out, pee and get into the car and turn it on and wait for it to warm up, FUCK coffee, you don't drink it anyway. Fuck the dog whose currently snuggled with the ingrate hub. You realize your rod and reel are in the warm car and day is just breaking so you drive down to the lakeshore, bait it, cast and stuff your rod holder into the shore and the rod in that. Then get back in the warm running car and watch your rod :) Hoping for trout or cat for breakfast. Which you plan not to share.

Anyway that's how I imagine camping with me might go.
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If I can’t roll over and call for coffee and breakfast from room service I’m not going.
 
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